usedshooshpap: (XVII)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm

025 ♋ Video

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

shadowdive: (quiet)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-24 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's at least not as ... surprised as last time. Grumbling though and carefully pawing through the eggs to keep track of which is which, Vanitas leaves the rubber gloves on. If he wants to keep touching the eggs, he doesn't want to take them off and put them on over and over.]

We're really going to have to start putting them in their Pokeballs so we don't wind up with so many eggs.
fairycircle: (I'm here to help)

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[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-07-24 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Nice language, bro. Frowning a little at first, she's kind of checking all those eggs out.]

Do you know which ones are which?
roemance: (Default)

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[personal profile] roemance 2012-07-24 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
so uh
did you havve any wwater based ones left ovver
that you aint goin to givve to anyone
worktodo: (WATCH ☮ you did the tibetan bottle thing)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2012-07-24 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Twenty-seven eggs?

...Holy shit those things are huge.]


So what're you, Old MacDonald?
punchandkiss: (So uh...anyway...)

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[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-07-25 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Here, have an Astrid who might have noticed this because of mention of Hiccup but is now curious about the topic at hand.]

...Eggs? So...pokemon eggs? Do you eat them?

[What? That's not weird!]
ghostytrainer: (pester pester!)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-07-25 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
hopefully not too much longer.
the effects, i mean.
you're not really going to just leave the leftover eggs out in the wild, are you?
meikyuubutterfly: (Judging face. Reaaaally?)

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[personal profile] meikyuubutterfly 2012-07-25 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, hey, here's someone who doesn't care about your language at all! And she's not going to tell you anything about stuff from last week, she'll just pretend that she doesn't know anything about it.]

Are your Eevees any good?

[For anything? Someone is (very good at first impressions and also kind of) picky and completely normal Eevees just won't do.]
fullmoonfortune: (Ⅰ. let me know what makes you happy)

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[personal profile] fullmoonfortune 2012-07-25 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[His auricu.... aricu... his ears are open!!]

Twenty-seven? Wow. Your Pokémon must've been really busy... Oh, I don't think I've ever gotten your name before! I'm Ryoji Mochizuki. And I'd like that green one, with the pink spot -- Ralts? -- if it isn't too much trouble.
newberktown: (nope not hiding nothing)

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[personal profile] newberktown 2012-07-25 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oddly...named...

Oh well, it could have been worse. And at least Karkat remembered. With all the craziness, it had slipped Hiccup's mind.]


Hey, thanks for setting that one aside for me! [He hesitates a second.] Were you hit by that sickness, too, then...?
sometimesooc: ([anime] We so excite!)

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[personal profile] sometimesooc 2012-07-25 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You're giving away free Pokemon eggs!?

[ Kobato is personally shocked by this, she thought it was going to be harder. ]

Can I have one!?
usedquack: (Durrr)

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[personal profile] usedquack 2012-07-26 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
What happened last week? Effects?

[Her fist slaps into her hand with a 'piff' sound.] Oh, like that guy who's sneezing snow? Has that been going on for a long time now?
islandshore: (listen)

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[personal profile] islandshore 2012-07-26 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Axew, huh? I wouldn't mind grabbing one of those.

[Riku smirks. Please don't mind his unfortunate appearance.]

As for the effects, they'd better not last long. I look ridiculous right now.
iownahoofbeast: (I need a towel)

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[personal profile] iownahoofbeast 2012-07-26 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a rather exorbitant amount of eggs.

[Unless that's actually really small for Pokemon. Still a newbie, after all.]

I could take one of them, if they are such a burden to you.
princelyspirit: (Hmn?)

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[personal profile] princelyspirit 2012-07-26 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow Karkat, talk about rude. Is just about to ignore him, eggs or no eggs, when she hears what she has to say about last week. What's going on in this place?]

Okay, let's pretend that not all of us were here last week. What the heck happened here, and what are these effects you're talking about?
lol_less: (Look: hoodie cat)

[personal profile] lol_less 2012-07-26 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You can now start open a free shop.

[Twenty seven eggs are huge amount.]
likeawildbull: (I will stamp my fame on men's minds)

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[personal profile] likeawildbull 2012-07-27 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[The boy in the original video is fantastically crude, but . . . well. It is the offer of a free creature. Future creature? Whichever, if it's a disappointment he can let it go at no loss.]

I might be interested. Where are you located?