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[usedshooshpap]

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

Comments

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[princelyspirit]

Excuse me? You're the one who brought up what happened to the centers, you're the one who said that you had theories, and you're the one who came on the network acting all high and mighty! If you're going to act like you know everything, then the least you can do is back it up.

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[usedshooshpap]

HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING INSTEAD OF GETTING WORKED UP AD ALLOWING ALL THE BLOOD THAT SHOULD BE RUNNING TO YOUR EXTREMITIES GET ALL CLOGGED UP IN THAT MINISCULE BRAIN OF YOURS?

YOU ASKED ME WHAT STARTED THE WEIRD SHIT! I ANSWERED.

[video]

[princelyspirit]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO ACT LIKE A COMPLETE BRAT OVER IT, YOU-

[aaand that's when she realizes that she's screaming into her gear. Stops, and takes a deep breath. One, two, three...okay, she's calm. Calm like the ocean-okay she's still pissed, but she's keeping a lid on it]

...okay, you did answer me. And I do appreciate that, really. But you did say you had a couple theories, so I got kinda curious. That's all - you didn't have to blow your lid over it.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

I blow my lid over everything. Fucking deal with it and move on, for my rage is unparalleled and totally infamous.

It is a wild beast that cannot be tamed.

[video]

[princelyspirit]

I'm terrified, really. I mean, what's scarier than a crabby guy with a bad haircut? I've got goosebumps just thinking about it.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Nothing is scarier than a crabby troll, thank you very fucking much.