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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[ Sollux should see that Karkat's about to retaliate with a biting remark, expecting an insult.

which isn't at all what he got. Karkat now carries a 'bwah?' expression instead. ]

Try it?

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[Give him some credit here, okay? He's not that much of an asshole with this subject matter.]

I dunno.

See what happens?

[That's kind of what he did.]

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[ now that Karkat thinks about it... it *would* be easier for a human to accept it than a troll would. augh... this is what all of that frantic, panicking thinking gets him. Karkat huffs, ruffling his own hair. is that really okay though? ]

Even though it's only been about two months since Eridan? Isn't that moving too fucking fast?

[ of all things to worry about... then there's this: ]

But the guy is also as emotionally in tune with himself as a fucking wiggler of two sweeps! He doesn't even know what a "crush" really means!

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[Sollux's head snaps to Karkat, but shoves back the comment he has on that particular sentence when he continues to speak. No, Captor, shut up. Not the time.]

That's... going to be awkward.

But I guess if you really want to get it done...

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If I really want to get it done...

[ explain that to him, Sollux. you know he isn't really capable of manipulating people. can't just take advantage of a guy's feelings, after all. ]

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You know. Teach him. See if he can figure out if he reciprocates or not.

[Why is he still awkward talking about this...]

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Oh... I don't really think reciprocation of feelings is the problem. Do you?

[ Sollux should know that from first hand experience by now. ]

But wouldn't teaching him be the same as taking advantage of the situation?

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No, but... fuck. Never mind! I don't know.

If you don't want to be the one to 'take advantage' of him, have fun waiting the four sweeps or whatever until he learns about it on his own time!

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[ Karkat quirks his lips. here comes the friendly 'thanks for trying' teasing. ]

Not even the great Sollux Captor has an answer for everything. Maybe the world is doomed.

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You've only just figured that out now?

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Tells you how much faith I have in you is all.

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Thanks a lot.

[He sinks back onto the bed, staring at Karkat.]

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[ Karkat just stares right back, then frowns. ]

What? You know I'm going to at least try to absorb your advice. So why the fuck are you staring?

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[...He shrugs and stares at the ceiling again, not even batting an eyelash when Yanma settles down for a nap on his face.]