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usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
025 ♋ Video
Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
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That's... going to be awkward.
But I guess if you really want to get it done...
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[ explain that to him, Sollux. you know he isn't really capable of manipulating people. can't just take advantage of a guy's feelings, after all. ]
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[Why is he still awkward talking about this...]
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[ Sollux should know that from first hand experience by now. ]
But wouldn't teaching him be the same as taking advantage of the situation?
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If you don't want to be the one to 'take advantage' of him, have fun waiting the four sweeps or whatever until he learns about it on his own time!
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Not even the great Sollux Captor has an answer for everything. Maybe the world is doomed.
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[He sinks back onto the bed, staring at Karkat.]
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What? You know I'm going to at least try to absorb your advice. So why the fuck are you staring?
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