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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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I'm not implying shit. I tell you upfront. You're being a selfish wiggler that isn't learning anything from the mistakes of his past. Frankly, insisting on dealing with your problems in the same manner that got you fucking killed the first time is just a stroke of insanity.

This time? I don't want to get involved. I can't help you if you aren't willing to actually change and let me.

You're idiot friend got the yellin' he deservved and it's not like I'vve travvelled ovver there to knock some manners into him evven if I thought about it, wwhich actually showws quite a bit of fuckin' restraint if you ask me.

[And he mostly left Sollux alone even though he still thinks that stupid lowblooded twit is responsible for a lot of the bad things that happened with him.

So he thought he actually had been improving, but obviously not.

Which means that this is obviously going to go nowhere.]

And that right there is wwhat I meant, 'cause it almost sounds as if you don't expect me to change anywway.

Wow, that's not what I fucking meant and you know it. Open your ears, Ampora. I told you that you weren't wrong for being fucking offended! It's just you're not helping change anyone's mind about you by screaming and acting like anything we say is going out one ear and out the goddamn other one!

You're not a troll. Not a sea dweller. This isn't Alternia. We play by human rules now.

I'm only gonna be civvil if people are to me, and seein' as I'm not the one that has brought up arguments today I don't think I'm the one you need to be havvin' this convversation wwith.

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But it's hard, Kar.
Especially dealin' wwith people like Vvanitas wwho I don't evven knoww but havve already decided I'm not wworth anybody's time to begin wwith.

You're not the only one I'm going to be chewing out so stuff it.

I know it's hard and you can't blame Vanitas for this shit. He's spent most of his three sweeps not knowing what friends or, hell, even emotions are. He's learning no different than you so don't play the fucking victim.

I wwasn't playin' a vvictim here I wwas just statin' the facts.

Anywway nevver mind on the egg thing since its obvviously gonna cause trouble and wwe're going to the breedin' center place anywway once wwe get there.

Oh fuck him. That's half my decision. I'll send you one if I damn well feel like it.

Okay, but I'm only collecting water types noww.

Yeah, and?

[ gonna send the crow and you better damn well love it ]

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And nothin'. Actually you know what, as long as it ain't a karp or a trashbag I really don't mind wwhat it is, if it's from you.

[Especially because Vanitas will hate the fact you gave one to him.]

I don't even have a Trubbish.

Good 'cause this girl I'm wwith has one an' it's absolutely appalling. I got her to take a Magikarp since that wwas better, wwhich clearly says somethin' about the capabilities and likeability of that thing.

...That's gross.

Yeah it really is so take it from me, don't evver bother pickin' one of them up they're nothin' but an embarrassment both to pokebeasts in general and wwhoevver owwns it.

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