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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[usedshooshpap]

[ there are Karkat's hands, trying to swipe the thing back. ]

The fuck is wrong with you!? Give it!

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[shadowdive]

[Being the taller one is wonderful. Just going to hold it up out of reach, growling.] Talking to him is just going to frustrate you again.

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[usedshooshpap]

He's still my friend, assnugget!

[video]

[shadowdive]

Why should he be? You said it yourself that he's not the same as before. [The growling got louder, sparks snapping a bit across the room. At least the lamp got the shock rather than any of the eggs.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Just because he's an ass doesn't mean I'm going to just drop him like a freshly hatched oozing wiggler, Vani.

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[shadowdive]

You don't have to be friends with him just because he's from the same world as you. [The sparks calm down, but he's still frowning.]

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[usedshooshpap]

That's not why he's my friend, Vanitas. If you hadn't noticed, trolls are douchebags in general. He's just more fucking entitled than the rest of us is all.

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[shadowdive]

Because he's some princess, big whoop. No one cares. [Grumbling, he's crossing his arms.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Of course no one really gives a fuck outside of Eridan. That doesn't man I should tell him to fuck off for the rest of eternity. The asshole is the way he is for a reason, bad qualities and good ones.

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[shadowdive]

[Growling and shaking his head, he grunts and turns to head for the door.] He isn't worth your time. [Going to go out and burn a little steam, as in, train like the dickens because he's just pissed off enough that the shocks are coming back too easily; hurting the eggs isn't something he's really wanting to do.]

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[ Karkat just watches. there are a lot of things he could say. that he might, if he were alone with Vanitas. ]