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usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
025 ♋ Video
Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
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I HAVE NO IDEA IF ANYONE ELSE CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION
BUT THE BLOWING UP OF THE CENTERS AND THIS DISEASE WE CONTRACTED ARE CONNECTED.
THAT IS WHAT I KNOW FOR ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CERTAIN.
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especially if blowing things up is involved.
they seem to really get a kick out of that.
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that's kind of how earth children's series villains work.
nobody ever manages to stop them, but at the same time they never really manage to be competant at anything.
though, i will admit, they seem to be improving in that area...
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YOU *DID* HAPPEN TO NOTICE SOMETHING MISSING IN THE CITY, RIGHT?
I WOULD CALL THAT MORE THAN JUST MERE IMPROVEMENT.
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they have DEFINITELY improved in that area then.
made complete leaps and bounds over tall buildings in the area of actually accomplishing shit.
better?
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BUT IT WILL SUFFICE FOR NOW.
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