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[usedshooshpap]

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Wait. You wanted to see a bug? I thought you meant dragon... Goddamn -

[ he shifts around. soon a Joltik can be seen. in Karkat's hand. ]

This is a bug. Not the bug I was talking about, but definitely a bug.

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

[She wasn't even sure she believed that was a dragon, either, but still. At least this bug is a bit more...buglike.]

...He's kind of furry.

[She wasn't expecting that, either. She's not expecting any of this, frankly.]

Doesn't he...bite or anything?

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Not really. He weaves electric webs though.

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

Electric webs.

[Well, she has no idea what that means, but again she'll fake it.]

I'm really going to have to get used to everything here being...pokemon. [At least she's not stumbling over the word anymore.]

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

I know the feeling. We had beasts on my planet, but nothing like this.

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

We had dragons. And normal stuff like...sheep and bears and chickens.

Nothing like this.

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

We had dragons too, but eh...

Fuck, just get used to it.

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

I will. [She's determined. Either go home, or figure this all out.] But wow long does that take, though?

[At least she sounds amused.]

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

I've been here for about eight months and I'm fine. More or less. Maybe it's because I'm used to dealing with little monsters. Beats me.

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

Maybe that's it. [She looks thoughtful for a moment.]

I guess I'll just have to push through it and see, huh?

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

You'll be fine.

[ this time he does roll his eyes visibly. another good deed for the day: encouragement. ]

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

[She sees that and almost snaps at him, but manages to catch herself. He was sending her an egg, after all.]

...Right. So I'm Astrid, who're you?

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Karkat Vantas.

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

[More strange names she doesn't recognize, but at least she's more prepared for it.]

...Nice to meet you, Karkat. So do I need to stay where I am so your bat can find me?

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

You almost to Cherrygrove?

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

Tomorrow morning, I think. Rough guess.

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Then stay. If you're there then she can drop off the egg by tomorrow.

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

Sure, I can do that.

It isn't that far, I guess?

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Not when you're flying.

[Video]

[punchandkiss]

Right.

Thanks Karkat.

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

No problem.