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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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I know that already.

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[He still offers his hand.] Come here and get up then.

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[ huffs but reaches out to snatch that hand. ]

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[Grips firmly and pulls him up to his feet. Not sure if he wants to let go right away though..]

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[ Karkat's not really sure either. so he'll stand there awkwardly. ]

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[This is a "moment", isn't it? He still hasn't let go. Letting his eyes rest on their joined hands, Vanitas quietly thought. It took a few minutes before he spoke, and his voice was quiet.]

What does it mean to have a crush on someone? What are the feelings that are supposed to go with that?

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[ and Karkat can't hide the slight look of mortification and embarrassment that now encases his features. why, out of all things, does Vanitas ask this? ask now? ask him!? ]

DON'T YOU HAVE ANYONE ELSE YOU CAN ASK!?

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No. [Beato and Ventus are both too derpy. Rikku... could be an option, if Karkat doesn't tell him. Noting the look, he keeps his eyes on his friend.]

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[ maybe trying to tug his hand away now. oh god the embarrassment and the awkward. HE CAN'T BE THE ONE TO EXPLAIN THIS. NOT RIGHT NOW. ]

Ask Rose! I'm no fucking expert on HUMAN romance!

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I don't know her well enough. [Nope. Not letting go.]

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Doesn't matter. She loves all that therapy babble.

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Don't care. I'm asking you. [Tightening his grip on his hand now, Vani tips his head to indicate he's listening, waiting.]

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Fuck! Would you stop this shit and let my hand go!?

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[It takes a few moments, but his expression flattens and he's letting go finally.]

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[ and Karkat is absconding. sort of. he's heading towards the bathroom to lock himself up in it. ]

Believe me. I am the last one that should be explaining this to you. Ask Rose. Fuck, ask Sollux! At least he had functional quadrants!

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[For some reason, it hurts, to see him all but running away, and it shows for a moment. Crushing the feeling back and relaxing his face into a stony expression, he says nothing and just let's him go.]

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[ and then later Karkat talks with Eridan. not Vani's day, huh? ]

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[Nope.]

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[ now what's he gonna do? ]

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[Not come to bed. Probably loiter around outside and just fart around on games with his gear.]

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[ don't make him come out and get you ]

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[Noooooooooot coming inside.]

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[ VANITAS! ]

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[No.]