025 ♋ Video

[usedshooshpap]

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

Comments

[usedshooshpap]

Fuck! Would you stop this shit and let my hand go!?

[shadowdive]

[It takes a few moments, but his expression flattens and he's letting go finally.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ and Karkat is absconding. sort of. he's heading towards the bathroom to lock himself up in it. ]

Believe me. I am the last one that should be explaining this to you. Ask Rose. Fuck, ask Sollux! At least he had functional quadrants!

[shadowdive]

[For some reason, it hurts, to see him all but running away, and it shows for a moment. Crushing the feeling back and relaxing his face into a stony expression, he says nothing and just let's him go.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ and then later Karkat talks with Eridan. not Vani's day, huh? ]

[shadowdive]

[Nope.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ now what's he gonna do? ]

[shadowdive]

[Not come to bed. Probably loiter around outside and just fart around on games with his gear.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ don't make him come out and get you ]

[shadowdive]

[Noooooooooot coming inside.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ VANITAS! ]

[shadowdive]

[No.]