Karkat Vantas (
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
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Just don't be scared of a giant motherfucking bat.
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[She smiles faintly.]
Thanks, though. So, uh...what are you sending? Please don't say a giant bug.
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I'm thinking Shinx is what I'll end up giving you. They're pretty fast and strong when full grown. And blue.
Thing is, you've got to work at training it. Since you've obviously had experience with vicious beasts, I don't think that will be an issue.
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Blue works for me. Beggers can't be choosers, anyway, right?
Except for bugs.
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What's your problem with bugs?
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...Well, nothing, just. I'd rather not have a giant one?
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[She sighs.]
Let me see one? If you have one? Maybe they aren't so bad.
[Not that she'll suddenly want one, of course.]
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If you want to see Will, I'd have to go outside.
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[She shifts faintly.]
Well, if you don't want to...[The implication in her voice is that you probably should, Karkat.]
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[ and now Astrid gets a lovely view of Karkat moving his butt from the bed to gradually outside the inn. ]
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his Shiny Haxorus. all red, black, and gray. ]
That's Will.
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That's a bug?
[She was thinking more...many many legs. And mandibles. And bitey bits.]
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[ he shifts around. soon a Joltik can be seen. in Karkat's hand. ]
This is a bug. Not the bug I was talking about, but definitely a bug.
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...He's kind of furry.
[She wasn't expecting that, either. She's not expecting any of this, frankly.]
Doesn't he...bite or anything?
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[Well, she has no idea what that means, but again she'll fake it.]
I'm really going to have to get used to everything here being...pokemon. [At least she's not stumbling over the word anymore.]
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Nothing like this.
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Fuck, just get used to it.
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[At least she sounds amused.]
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