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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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He seems to like rubbing them against trees. I'm not sure if he's supposed to do that or not...[She shrugs. She's a trial and error parent, apparently.]

...Well, nothing, just. I'd rather not have a giant one?

It's better than using your leg.

I guess, but walking isn't so bad. I'd rather have a dragon. I guess that's probably not going to happen now, though.

[She sighs.]

Let me see one? If you have one? Maybe they aren't so bad.

[Not that she'll suddenly want one, of course.]

There are dragons. Axew there will evolve into Haxorus. Dragonite and Salamance have wings and are rideable.

If you want to see Will, I'd have to go outside.

I've never heard of either of those. [She finally admits.] Still figuring all this out.

[She shifts faintly.]

Well, if you don't want to...[The implication in her voice is that you probably should, Karkat.]

Augh... Hold on.

[ and now Astrid gets a lovely view of Karkat moving his butt from the bed to gradually outside the inn. ]

[Astrid isn't the most patient person, but she waits. While fidgeting.]

[ Karkat adjusts the Gear to in front of him. soon, he tosses out a ball and lo and behold:

his Shiny Haxorus. all red, black, and gray. ]

That's Will.

[Astrid blinks.]

That's a bug?

[She was thinking more...many many legs. And mandibles. And bitey bits.]

Wait. You wanted to see a bug? I thought you meant dragon... Goddamn -

[ he shifts around. soon a Joltik can be seen. in Karkat's hand. ]

This is a bug. Not the bug I was talking about, but definitely a bug.

[She wasn't even sure she believed that was a dragon, either, but still. At least this bug is a bit more...buglike.]

...He's kind of furry.

[She wasn't expecting that, either. She's not expecting any of this, frankly.]

Doesn't he...bite or anything?

Not really. He weaves electric webs though.

Electric webs.

[Well, she has no idea what that means, but again she'll fake it.]

I'm really going to have to get used to everything here being...pokemon. [At least she's not stumbling over the word anymore.]

I know the feeling. We had beasts on my planet, but nothing like this.

We had dragons. And normal stuff like...sheep and bears and chickens.

Nothing like this.

We had dragons too, but eh...

Fuck, just get used to it.

I will. [She's determined. Either go home, or figure this all out.] But wow long does that take, though?

[At least she sounds amused.]

I've been here for about eight months and I'm fine. More or less. Maybe it's because I'm used to dealing with little monsters. Beats me.

Maybe that's it. [She looks thoughtful for a moment.]

I guess I'll just have to push through it and see, huh?

You'll be fine.

[ this time he does roll his eyes visibly. another good deed for the day: encouragement. ]

[She sees that and almost snaps at him, but manages to catch herself. He was sending her an egg, after all.]

...Right. So I'm Astrid, who're you?

Karkat Vantas.

[More strange names she doesn't recognize, but at least she's more prepared for it.]

...Nice to meet you, Karkat. So do I need to stay where I am so your bat can find me?

You almost to Cherrygrove?

Tomorrow morning, I think. Rough guess.

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