usedshooshpap | 025 ♋ Video

025 ♋ Video

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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Maybe you've developed some human instincts. [Lifting a few in the middle and carefully setting them on the outside, he keeps rotating the group. There's one egg that gets to be right in the center.]

[ and just what egg is that one, Vani? ]

Ha! Trying to talk from experience now?

[Swablu. Obvs.] Maybe. I'm certainly not being a parent figure about finding these eggs a good home though.

No, but you're the one rotating them.

Because they need to stay warm. I don't know how they survive in the PC.

Face it. You like the babies.

Not particularly. [Nonchalantly keeps rotating them.] I don't know what to do with the really young ones. They just climb around and eat and that's about it. [Moves that Swablu egg to the next ring in while placing the other Axew egg in the middle now.

Weak for little blue and white birds? Maybe.]

[ Karkat's noticed. he doesn't say anything about that. just is going to roll in the bed. ]

You play with them.

I play with the older ones too. [Keeps rotating the eggs, still showing a little more care with that one swablu egg in the mix. With the last of them moved into place, he gets up and sits back onto the bed a little, idly tapping at the big teeth attached to his mouth.]

We'll find them good homes, Vanitas. You can cross examine everyone that you want to.

[ because Karkat knows Vanitas has a weakness for those eggs, despite what he says. ]

I got a question.

Yeah yeah, I know. [Leaning back on his hands and turning his head towards Karkat, he makes a curious expression to show he's listening.]

Hm?

You were reading the conversation I was having with Ventus, weren't you?

Yeah. I was. [He can't help a half smirk at that, thinking of it again.]

Is he right?

[ Karkat might need a little confirmation. to know he's not a screw up. ]

He is. [He wondered if Karkat was going to ask.]

All of it?

Yeah. [Turning a bit to look at him better, he lifts an eyebrow with a little snort.] I know I understand a lot more than before I came here, and really, you're the one who made me understand why Ventus fought so hard for his friends.

Even though I'm a ragey asshole?

I like that about you.

Other people are raging assholes and you don't like that about them...

You're not like that to me really. It's funnier watching you do it to other people.

I am that way to you. You just happen to get the other shit that goes with it too.

I don't notice it then, so it's probably a good thing. [Shruuugs and gets up with his gear buzzing at the timer; he has to rotate the eggs at five minute intervals while there aren't any Pokemon on them.]

[ grabbing his pillow and curls against it. ]

Because of your own bitchitude?

My own what? [Snorts and crouches down, beginning to rotate the eggs again.] Don't know what you're talking about.

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