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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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Is he right?

[ Karkat might need a little confirmation. to know he's not a screw up. ]

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[shadowdive]

He is. [He wondered if Karkat was going to ask.]

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All of it?

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[shadowdive]

Yeah. [Turning a bit to look at him better, he lifts an eyebrow with a little snort.] I know I understand a lot more than before I came here, and really, you're the one who made me understand why Ventus fought so hard for his friends.

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Even though I'm a ragey asshole?

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[shadowdive]

I like that about you.

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Other people are raging assholes and you don't like that about them...

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[shadowdive]

You're not like that to me really. It's funnier watching you do it to other people.

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I am that way to you. You just happen to get the other shit that goes with it too.

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[shadowdive]

I don't notice it then, so it's probably a good thing. [Shruuugs and gets up with his gear buzzing at the timer; he has to rotate the eggs at five minute intervals while there aren't any Pokemon on them.]

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[ grabbing his pillow and curls against it. ]

Because of your own bitchitude?

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My own what? [Snorts and crouches down, beginning to rotate the eggs again.] Don't know what you're talking about.

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Meaning because you're kind of an asshole too.

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[shadowdive]

[Quirking an eyebrow, he shrugs a little.] I guess. Maybe that's why I don't mind it so much then.

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[ rolls eyes. wow, Vanitas. you're completely clueless in the matter still, huh? ]

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[He sure is! Once he gets all the eggs rotated carefully again, he's plopping back onto the bed and leaning back, flumping against Karkat.]

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What are you doing...

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Taking a break? [Going to make himself comfortable.]

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I can see that, Vanitas. But you're on me.

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[shadowdive]

For all the times you sleep on me, I can't lean on you? [Rolls his eyes and purposely just sets his weight back against him further.]

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Oh my god. Can you not put it like that?

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[shadowdive]

[Quirks an eyebrow. He missed what you caught, Karkat.]

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I still don't get why that's such a big fucking deal anyway. It's not like I can't sleep on the floor or curled up with our pile of beasts.

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[Frowns and rolls a little onto his side, turning his face away from him.] You complain I don't sleep long, but I do stay asleep throughout the night if you're there.

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[ there's a few pats to the back. ]

Stop reading my romance novels.