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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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I'm telling you that I don't need a fucking bodyguard concerning my friends, Vanitas.

I get it. You want to fucking protect me. Make me feel better about myself. Fine, great. If you want to waste your time with that shit, then go ahead. But don't get all bitchy when I tell you that you might be in the wrong for doing it once and a while and slash or telling you to calm your bitch tits!

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[Going to ignore the part about when he gets bitchy about being told he's wrong for wanting to punch Sollux for the comment. Snuffing and turning his head to give him a Look, Vanitas is out of words for now.

Just going to finish rotating the eggs, but hesitate on going back to the bed.]

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[ Karkat just gives him a Look right back.

and will pat the bed. because he just knows. ]

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[He still hesitates with the bed pat, but it doesn't last long. Vani shuffles back to the bed and sits again, his arms still crossed.]

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[ Karkat's had his good deed for the day. quota's filled. now he just keeps chattering away on his Gear. ]

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[Eventually, he gives up and shifts to settle down and re-curl his arms again, making himself comfortable.]

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Totally like a puppy.

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Am not. [Grunts and curls his arms uncomfortably tight.]

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OUch?

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Shut up. [Relaxes his arms, but sets his chin down on his shoulder and digs it in. Punishment for calling him a puppy.]

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[ swats at a little. ]

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[Threateningly wiggles fingers at his sides.]

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Oh no. No no and fuck you if you even start that shit.

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[He can't help but crack a smile, wiggling his fingers again.] You're the one who headlock and noogied me.

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Out of genuine friendship and minor affection!

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[Threatens with his fingers again, but he's blinking at the words.]

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[ snatches hands! ]

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[Squirms hands to try and free them.]

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Nope.

[ not letting them gooooo ]

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[Chuckles a bit and worms them and tries to pull them free again. Eventually, he quits struggling and just lets them sit there. In his hands. Ignoring that his cheeks feel warm again.]

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[ it takes a few minutes for Karkat to register it as hand holding, but he does. and then he lets them drop. ]

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[Letting his hands drop too, he just settles them back into being curled around in that hold.]

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Pfft.

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What? [He's not turning his head up to look at him this time.]

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Nothing. Just thinking.

[ About how ridiculous this is. about how well they work. ]