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[usedshooshpap]

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[ grunts, scowling. he's not worried, dammit. ]

That doesn't cover what happens if something goes wrong.

[shadowdive]

[Yes, he is. Bumping his head again and turning so they're more face to face, Vanitas bumps again with their foreheads.]

Like I said, don't worry about it. I'll figure something out if it does come to that.

[usedshooshpap]

[ have a headbutt in return. ]

I don't like it. Also fuck you. I'm not worried about anything. Especially not your dumb ass.

[shadowdive]

[Chuckling and shifting to settle down again, Vanitas tucks his chin against Karkat's shoulder.] Then why are you saying it's stupid?

[It's kind of nice.]

[usedshooshpap]

Because it is.

[shadowdive]

I'm not understanding the why, Karkat.

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I just told you why it's stupid!

[shadowdive]

That I don't have a backup plan if I'm found out? Is that it?

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Yes!

[ only partially. ]

[shadowdive]

My backup plan is that he hasn't seen my face, and I only use particular Pokemon when on those jobs. The one he knows me best by is Kit. [Glaceon.]

[usedshooshpap]

Shouldn't you have two different names for her then?

[shadowdive]

I don't call her by her name on those missions. She understands what to do.

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[ all growly now. ]

[shadowdive]

[Going to roll his eyes here and bump his head against Karkat's again. Stop it.]

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[ time for his own cheeks heat. ]

Cut it out.

[shadowdive]

You're the one worrying. [Reaching up and catching his jaw in one hand, Vanitas lightly squishes his cheeks with fingers and thumb.] So knock it off yourself.

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[ and there's a full blown flush there. excuse Karkat a moment while he punches Vanitas in the gut and trying to curl away. ]

[shadowdive]

[He would have commented, but with the punch, he's wheezing and curling in on himself before falling right off the bed.]

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[ back to hiding under a pillow. ]

[shadowdive]

[It's going to take a minute, he's really not recovering that quickly; Karkat got him completely offguard, completely relaxed, and completely open. Groaning from the floor, he's going to struggle to uncurl around himself now, but not get up.] What was that for?!

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[ mentally just SCREAMING. WHY DID HE JUST DO THAT? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, KARKAT SCREW-UP VANTAS?????

COME UP WITH SOMETHING. ]

Y-your breath reeks!

[shadowdive]

I haven't eaten anything that would make my breath stink that bad, asshole! [He's still kind of wheezing, his voice squeaking at the end simply from lack of air. Shifting and trying to get up, he's groaning again and slumping back down. That was a hard hit, probably the worst he's had in a long time, simply because he wasn't prepared for it at all.

Water leaking at the corner of his eyes? Maybe a little.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ slowly Karkat pulls out of his pillow. rolls over to the side of the bed and peeks over it. ]

...You okay, you big fucking wuss?

[shadowdive]

[Just going to growl at him weakly on the floor, body curled up on side and arms around his stomach.] I wasn't prepared to get punched.

[usedshooshpap]

[ just... throws a hand out. to poke or something. ]