usedshooshpap: (XVII)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm

025 ♋ Video

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

shadowdive: (casual whatevs)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
It was a big side job. [That was done in one night.]
shadowdive: (speaking down)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's so I can gather information later. [Tips his head and looks up finally, his face serious.] Don't worry about it anymore.
shadowdive: (unsure)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[After a few minutes of a squint staredown, Vanitas sighs and grunts.] You can't tell anyone.
shadowdive: (restful)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't had any real secrets. This one, I don't want anyone knowing, because it would blow my cover.
shadowdive: (whatevs man)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
So far, not that dangerous. And why do you feel like you need to berate me for being an idiot? [Snorts gently and there's another squeeze of his arms, almost trying to reassure.]
shadowdive: (quiet)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. [No hesitation.]
shadowdive: (planning)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm waiting for an idiot to spill information on Team Rocket. Doing odd jobs for him is to gain his trust. If anything, the good pay should cover if I get injured and can't work for a while. [As if 'information on Team Rocket' is the best reason.]
shadowdive: (leans)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
The offer stood for a few months before he contacted me. I've only had one odd job so far, so nothing to start. I did well, so he will likely call on me again sooner rather than later. Gaining his trust is the key to getting him to talk about Team Rockets plans.
shadowdive: (questioning)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
What is? [Snorts, turning his head down to look away.]
shadowdive: (ass)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Why is it a stupid idea? I'm strong enough if something backfires.
shadowdive: (closed eye)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's why the cover can't be blown. [It's said with a soft tone, but he's bumping his head into Karkat's.] So don't freak out if you hear the name "Xehanort" mentioned over the network. That's how I told him to contact me.
shadowdive: (loom)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, he is. Bumping his head again and turning so they're more face to face, Vanitas bumps again with their foreheads.]

Like I said, don't worry about it. I'll figure something out if it does come to that.
shadowdive: (I'll give you a hint)

[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-07-26 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Chuckling and shifting to settle down again, Vanitas tucks his chin against Karkat's shoulder.] Then why are you saying it's stupid?

[It's kind of nice.]

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