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025 ♋ Video

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[ Karkat shakes his head. Vanitas is all air at the moment and he knows it. ]

Nah.

Let go. [Growls louder and gnashes his teeth again; still all bark with no bite though.]

[ Karkat doesn't let go, but he dislodges Vanitas off of his shoulder for a moment, to throw the guy into a headlock and start hair ruffles. ]

Awww. It's like a baby woofbeast! Barking but too tame to do shit.

[Letting out a surprised noise, he hisses and jerks, trying to squirm and pull himself away.] What, you want me to bite?!

[ nope. he's got a good hold this time. ]

You wouldn't.

Don't tempt me. [Twisting around a bit, he's still trying to slip himself free.]

You like me too much to.

[He slows, pausing, and stops struggling entirely then. The way he said it really finally hit him; that's what having a "crush" means, isn't it? Twisting a little and glancing up past the arm around his neck, Vanitas chokes out something of a sound before turning his eyes elsewhere, snuffing and ignoring the warmth spreading up into his cheeks again.

Why does his face feel warm? The feeling in general is kind of weird, now that he's got a label for it..] So?

So? It obviously means that you're not going to do shit.

[ Karkat is completely oblivious to Vani's revelation here. it's not really why he had said that anyway. all Karkat had wanted to do was to tease him a bit. ]

[Lets out a small growl, but he's most definitely not going to do anything. Reaching up and lightly rubbing his face, he mumbles quietly.] When did I get so soft?

[ people get funky when they're in love.

for now Karkat just releases Vanitas, snorting. ]

Soft. Soft my ass.

[Sitting up when released and cracking his neck to ease the jitters in his gut, Vanitas scooted and sat on the edge of the bed then, rolling his eyes.] When I first came here, I had Blitz' egg. I wanted to smash him as soon as he was hatched, darting around my shoulders and being such a pain. Now, here I am, rotating eggs. I couldn't even stand people touching me, even after being here a year, and now here I am just lounging on you.

I've gone soft.

[ Karkat shoves Vanitas with a foot. ]

Hoofbeast shit. I wouldn't call that soft. I'd call that normal. Look at you. In the heat of battle, you're no fucking different. You were about ready to fry Sollux if I hadn't dove into the action. Vanitas, you're just as stubborn and shit. You've just started to really develop as a person, fuckwit.

And maybe your reasons behind the violence and pissy attitude have grown too.

[Shoved, it was enough to almost knock him off the bed; he's forced to stand up to avoid hitting the floor. Frowning still, he winds up looking down, scuffing his heel on the carpet and crossing his arms.]

I didn't want him thinking he could kill you because of your blood color. I remember you saying most trolls would do it as soon as they heard. You're sensitive enough about it to even hate the color red, so even if he was making it as an insult and didn't know, he deserved to get his ass kicked. [Really, the memory alone has him growling again, eyes narrowed.]

Sollux is a mutant, you know. The only difference is that his mutation is a more acceptible one.

Still didn't want him thinking he could kill you or insult on something that makes you hate yourself. [Turns his head away as if that's final.]

We insult each other all of the fucking time. It's not like he really knew it'd be hurtful.

Just shut up and stop making me need to explain why I wanted to kick his face in. [It comes with a hiss, but he's turning away cause the buzzer is going off and he's setting about to rotating the eggs again.]

I'm telling you that I don't need a fucking bodyguard concerning my friends, Vanitas.

I get it. You want to fucking protect me. Make me feel better about myself. Fine, great. If you want to waste your time with that shit, then go ahead. But don't get all bitchy when I tell you that you might be in the wrong for doing it once and a while and slash or telling you to calm your bitch tits!

[Going to ignore the part about when he gets bitchy about being told he's wrong for wanting to punch Sollux for the comment. Snuffing and turning his head to give him a Look, Vanitas is out of words for now.

Just going to finish rotating the eggs, but hesitate on going back to the bed.]

[ Karkat just gives him a Look right back.

and will pat the bed. because he just knows. ]

[He still hesitates with the bed pat, but it doesn't last long. Vani shuffles back to the bed and sits again, his arms still crossed.]

[ Karkat's had his good deed for the day. quota's filled. now he just keeps chattering away on his Gear. ]

Edited 2012-07-26 01:24 (UTC)

[Eventually, he gives up and shifts to settle down and re-curl his arms again, making himself comfortable.]

Totally like a puppy.

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