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025 ♋ Video

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[ Karkat shoves Vanitas with a foot. ]

Hoofbeast shit. I wouldn't call that soft. I'd call that normal. Look at you. In the heat of battle, you're no fucking different. You were about ready to fry Sollux if I hadn't dove into the action. Vanitas, you're just as stubborn and shit. You've just started to really develop as a person, fuckwit.

And maybe your reasons behind the violence and pissy attitude have grown too.

[Shoved, it was enough to almost knock him off the bed; he's forced to stand up to avoid hitting the floor. Frowning still, he winds up looking down, scuffing his heel on the carpet and crossing his arms.]

I didn't want him thinking he could kill you because of your blood color. I remember you saying most trolls would do it as soon as they heard. You're sensitive enough about it to even hate the color red, so even if he was making it as an insult and didn't know, he deserved to get his ass kicked. [Really, the memory alone has him growling again, eyes narrowed.]

Sollux is a mutant, you know. The only difference is that his mutation is a more acceptible one.

Still didn't want him thinking he could kill you or insult on something that makes you hate yourself. [Turns his head away as if that's final.]

We insult each other all of the fucking time. It's not like he really knew it'd be hurtful.

Just shut up and stop making me need to explain why I wanted to kick his face in. [It comes with a hiss, but he's turning away cause the buzzer is going off and he's setting about to rotating the eggs again.]

I'm telling you that I don't need a fucking bodyguard concerning my friends, Vanitas.

I get it. You want to fucking protect me. Make me feel better about myself. Fine, great. If you want to waste your time with that shit, then go ahead. But don't get all bitchy when I tell you that you might be in the wrong for doing it once and a while and slash or telling you to calm your bitch tits!

[Going to ignore the part about when he gets bitchy about being told he's wrong for wanting to punch Sollux for the comment. Snuffing and turning his head to give him a Look, Vanitas is out of words for now.

Just going to finish rotating the eggs, but hesitate on going back to the bed.]