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usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
025 ♋ Video
Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
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Yes, Sollux. Humans only have one.
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[He is sooooo knowledgable on the subject of human psychology, clearly.]
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But... This isn't a problem just as a human here, fuckwit. I realized this back on the meteor.
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Who with on the meteor?
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[What does he say other than that? IT'S A REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THOUGHT PROCESS, to have someone in every quadrant at once... but he's not laughing, see? See the lack of mirth on his face right now? See it? See? See?]
Does the new person know about quadrants?
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[ Karkat rubs his neck a little awkwardly. HE APPRECIATES IT SOLLUX, REALLY. please don't make him feel like an even bigger freak. ]
When I was out in that memory coma, I put that shit together. Pondering over what I could have possibly done to fuck myself over concerning her. And now that I'm back here with that epiphany? I know the symptoms and I want to kick myself in the goddamn teeth for it.
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which isn't at all what he got. Karkat now carries a 'bwah?' expression instead. ]
Try it?
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I dunno.
See what happens?
[That's kind of what he did.]
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Even though it's only been about two months since Eridan? Isn't that moving too fucking fast?
[ of all things to worry about... then there's this: ]
But the guy is also as emotionally in tune with himself as a fucking wiggler of two sweeps! He doesn't even know what a "crush" really means!
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That's... going to be awkward.
But I guess if you really want to get it done...
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[ explain that to him, Sollux. you know he isn't really capable of manipulating people. can't just take advantage of a guy's feelings, after all. ]
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[Why is he still awkward talking about this...]
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[ Sollux should know that from first hand experience by now. ]
But wouldn't teaching him be the same as taking advantage of the situation?
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If you don't want to be the one to 'take advantage' of him, have fun waiting the four sweeps or whatever until he learns about it on his own time!
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Not even the great Sollux Captor has an answer for everything. Maybe the world is doomed.
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[He sinks back onto the bed, staring at Karkat.]
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What? You know I'm going to at least try to absorb your advice. So why the fuck are you staring?
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