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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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is that a maybe i do an yes i wwill let you havve one
or maybe but you aint gettin shit because im still mad at you

cause you havvent spoken to me in days
hey kar
wwhats up

I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY TRYING TO MAKE SURE CAPTOR AND VANITAS DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER.
SHIT'S BEEN BANANAS.

touch each other

wwhat

HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE PAIL, HUH?
THAT'S *SO* NOT WHAT I MEANT, ALTHOUGH
THEY KIND HAVE THIS SPARK.

it wwasnt evven in the fuckin pail givve me some credit

wwhat sort a spark
are you talkin about red sparks or black sparks here
i mean not that i care a course
just
curious

WELL THEY DID KIND OF...
THREATEN EACH OTHER.

wwell that doesnt really mean anythin
i mean trolls threaten each other all the time

[Hopefully the face full of fangs and sabertooth teeth hissing into the screen isn't too scary. Or maybe that's his intention.]

What do you want? [Paying attention to the conversation? No, not really. He did see something about himself but right now, this is the problem maker. Reaching offscreen to swipe Karkat's gear? Yes.]

[ there are Karkat's hands, trying to swipe the thing back. ]

The fuck is wrong with you!? Give it!

[Being the taller one is wonderful. Just going to hold it up out of reach, growling.] Talking to him is just going to frustrate you again.

He's still my friend, assnugget!

Why should he be? You said it yourself that he's not the same as before. [The growling got louder, sparks snapping a bit across the room. At least the lamp got the shock rather than any of the eggs.]

Just because he's an ass doesn't mean I'm going to just drop him like a freshly hatched oozing wiggler, Vani.

You don't have to be friends with him just because he's from the same world as you. [The sparks calm down, but he's still frowning.]

That's not why he's my friend, Vanitas. If you hadn't noticed, trolls are douchebags in general. He's just more fucking entitled than the rest of us is all.

Because he's some princess, big whoop. No one cares. [Grumbling, he's crossing his arms.]

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[Goddammit Vanitas, not again.]

Oh look it's the guy wwho has no fuckin' concept of manners at all. Wwhat I wwant is for you to givve Kar his gear then sod off an' stop buttin' into other people's convversations.

No, I don't have manners, so don't expect anything like it. I'll butt into whatever conversation I want, especially when it regards him. How about you buzz off and get lost! I'm not giving you any eggs here, so go find some Magikarp to train!

Buzz off? Bee themed insults, gross.

[reading into things too much thanks to karkat 8|]

You're in no position to comment on wwhat I'm doin' or wwho I'm talkin' to, especially not on matters that don't evven concern you so wwhy don't you just fuck off.

Shut up, I don't do those weird themes. Shut up and shut your mouth. [Hissing and growling louder, there's some shocks going off behind him.] Fuck off yourself! You're the one no one wants to talk to!

[He isn't intimidated, it is just pissing him off even more.]

Funny 'cause Kar seemed to be talkin' to me just fine until you stuck your ugly human nose into our business.