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[usedshooshpap]

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

Comments

[roemance]

touch each other

wwhat

[usedshooshpap]

HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE PAIL, HUH?
THAT'S *SO* NOT WHAT I MEANT, ALTHOUGH
THEY KIND HAVE THIS SPARK.

[roemance]

it wwasnt evven in the fuckin pail givve me some credit


wwhat sort a spark
are you talkin about red sparks or black sparks here
i mean not that i care a course
just
curious

[usedshooshpap]

WELL THEY DID KIND OF...
THREATEN EACH OTHER.

[roemance]

wwell that doesnt really mean anythin
i mean trolls threaten each other all the time

combo breaking [video]

[shadowdive]

[Hopefully the face full of fangs and sabertooth teeth hissing into the screen isn't too scary. Or maybe that's his intention.]

What do you want? [Paying attention to the conversation? No, not really. He did see something about himself but right now, this is the problem maker. Reaching offscreen to swipe Karkat's gear? Yes.]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

[ there are Karkat's hands, trying to swipe the thing back. ]

The fuck is wrong with you!? Give it!

[video]

[shadowdive]

[Being the taller one is wonderful. Just going to hold it up out of reach, growling.] Talking to him is just going to frustrate you again.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

He's still my friend, assnugget!

[video]

[shadowdive]

Why should he be? You said it yourself that he's not the same as before. [The growling got louder, sparks snapping a bit across the room. At least the lamp got the shock rather than any of the eggs.]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Just because he's an ass doesn't mean I'm going to just drop him like a freshly hatched oozing wiggler, Vani.

[video]

[shadowdive]

You don't have to be friends with him just because he's from the same world as you. [The sparks calm down, but he's still frowning.]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

That's not why he's my friend, Vanitas. If you hadn't noticed, trolls are douchebags in general. He's just more fucking entitled than the rest of us is all.

[video]

[shadowdive]

Because he's some princess, big whoop. No one cares. [Grumbling, he's crossing his arms.]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Of course no one really gives a fuck outside of Eridan. That doesn't man I should tell him to fuck off for the rest of eternity. The asshole is the way he is for a reason, bad qualities and good ones.

[video]

[roemance]

[Goddammit Vanitas, not again.]

Oh look it's the guy wwho has no fuckin' concept of manners at all. Wwhat I wwant is for you to givve Kar his gear then sod off an' stop buttin' into other people's convversations.

[video]

[shadowdive]

No, I don't have manners, so don't expect anything like it. I'll butt into whatever conversation I want, especially when it regards him. How about you buzz off and get lost! I'm not giving you any eggs here, so go find some Magikarp to train!

[video]

[roemance]

Buzz off? Bee themed insults, gross.

[reading into things too much thanks to karkat 8|]

You're in no position to comment on wwhat I'm doin' or wwho I'm talkin' to, especially not on matters that don't evven concern you so wwhy don't you just fuck off.

[video]

[shadowdive]

Shut up, I don't do those weird themes. Shut up and shut your mouth. [Hissing and growling louder, there's some shocks going off behind him.] Fuck off yourself! You're the one no one wants to talk to!

[video]

[roemance]

[He isn't intimidated, it is just pissing him off even more.]

Funny 'cause Kar seemed to be talkin' to me just fine until you stuck your ugly human nose into our business.

[video]

[shadowdive]

[Nope, giving no shits, because he's clicking the end call on Karkat's gear.]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

[ scrambles to get that Gear back! ]

Stealing my shit is not okay!

[video]

[roemance]

[Just this face. He's not talking until he knows that douchebag is not beside him.]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

[ brb heading under the bed. ]

[video]

[roemance]

Wwhy do you evven hang around wwith that guy? He's wworse than Sol.

[He is at this particular moment anyway.]