Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
025 ♋ Video
Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
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I think I have a problem and don't you dare fucking laugh. If you do, I swear I will find a way to rip out your eyes and feed them to the hungry beasts.
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[He pulls back his arm and rolls over to look at Karkat again; still frowning, but with no trace of maliciousness. It's kind of ridiculous how easily he switches tracks, but when Karkat admits he has a problem, then something really bad must be going down.]
What is it?
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Fuck it. Forget I said anything.
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[Now he's going to WORRY, you asshole.]
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What? That's not it. Out of all of us, you're the only bulgesucker that's actually had working quadrants. But fuck if I wanted you laughing at me over this because it's... Unconventional.
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...Unconventional? What's that supposed to mean?
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[ forget about his issue at the moment. he needs to deal with this one of Sollux's. ]
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...What's happening with the quadrants?
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[ snorts, but whatever. he'll respect that this time. ]
Besides the fact that I can't seem to really want someone in just one of them like some desperate fool?
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[Pause.]
...Don't humans only have one quadrant?
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Yes, Sollux. Humans only have one.
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[He is sooooo knowledgable on the subject of human psychology, clearly.]
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But... This isn't a problem just as a human here, fuckwit. I realized this back on the meteor.
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Who with on the meteor?
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