Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
025 ♋ Video
Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
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I think I have a problem and don't you dare fucking laugh. If you do, I swear I will find a way to rip out your eyes and feed them to the hungry beasts.
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[He pulls back his arm and rolls over to look at Karkat again; still frowning, but with no trace of maliciousness. It's kind of ridiculous how easily he switches tracks, but when Karkat admits he has a problem, then something really bad must be going down.]
What is it?
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Fuck it. Forget I said anything.
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[Now he's going to WORRY, you asshole.]
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What? That's not it. Out of all of us, you're the only bulgesucker that's actually had working quadrants. But fuck if I wanted you laughing at me over this because it's... Unconventional.
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...Unconventional? What's that supposed to mean?
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[ forget about his issue at the moment. he needs to deal with this one of Sollux's. ]
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...What's happening with the quadrants?
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[ snorts, but whatever. he'll respect that this time. ]
Besides the fact that I can't seem to really want someone in just one of them like some desperate fool?
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[Pause.]
...Don't humans only have one quadrant?
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Yes, Sollux. Humans only have one.
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[He is sooooo knowledgable on the subject of human psychology, clearly.]
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But... This isn't a problem just as a human here, fuckwit. I realized this back on the meteor.
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Who with on the meteor?
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[What does he say other than that? IT'S A REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THOUGHT PROCESS, to have someone in every quadrant at once... but he's not laughing, see? See the lack of mirth on his face right now? See it? See? See?]
Does the new person know about quadrants?
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