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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

Comments

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[roemance]

I'm not the one takin' your gear thing or complainin' at you about wwho you're talkin' to. I can here Sol there too.

[Complaining about who you are talking to and complaining about who you are hanging out with are clearly two very different things.]

[video]

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Eridan...

[video]

[roemance]

Yes Kar?

[video]

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Remember what I said about thinking before fucking opening your worthless trap?

[video]

[roemance]

[...hmph.]

I wwasn't actiing like a wwiggler I wwas acting like a troll dealin' wwith someone offendin' them.

[video]

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Yeah and where did that put you the last time you dealt with it like a fucking troll?

[video]

[roemance]

Are you really gonna bring that up again?

[video]

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I will until you realize that it's not going to work if you do shit that way.

[video]

[roemance]

It's hardly the same situation.

[video]

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Doesn't matter if it's exactly the same or not.

[video]

[roemance]

Yeah wwell I ain't got my wwand so I can't bloww a hole through anyone evven if I wwanted to.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

NO, but there are other things that are just as bad.

[video]

[roemance]

If someone here challenges me then it's fair game.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Only if you don't make everything a goddamn challenge.

[video]

[roemance]

I don't make evverythin' a challenge, not at all. I think you just expect me to make a challenge outta everythin'.

[video]

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Probably because you DO.

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[roemance]

Wwell it's nice to see you havve so much faith in me Kar. For youre information, not only havve I actually met people here that havve been nice but I'm actually gonna be travvellin' wwith one too.

[So take that 8D]

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[usedshooshpap]

Who?

[video]

[roemance]

She's really nice and she doesn't automatically think of me as a failure or no good, I'll tell you that much.

[video]

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Just what are you implying by that, Ampora.

[video]

[roemance]

Wwho says I'm implyin' anythin'?

[He totally was]

[video]

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Fuck this. Maybe they're right for once. Sure as fuck feels like I can't even get a single foot in.

We're through here. Move along.

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[roemance]

Oh come on Kar. Maybe I wwas implyin' somethin' but so wwere you. Wwhat's up wwith you it used to be that wwe'd go through this banter back and forth all the time and you'd nevver disconnect from me, so wwhy noww?

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[usedshooshpap]

I'm not implying shit. I tell you upfront. You're being a selfish wiggler that isn't learning anything from the mistakes of his past. Frankly, insisting on dealing with your problems in the same manner that got you fucking killed the first time is just a stroke of insanity.

This time? I don't want to get involved. I can't help you if you aren't willing to actually change and let me.

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[roemance]

You're idiot friend got the yellin' he deservved and it's not like I'vve travvelled ovver there to knock some manners into him evven if I thought about it, wwhich actually showws quite a bit of fuckin' restraint if you ask me.

[And he mostly left Sollux alone even though he still thinks that stupid lowblooded twit is responsible for a lot of the bad things that happened with him.

So he thought he actually had been improving, but obviously not.

Which means that this is obviously going to go nowhere.]

And that right there is wwhat I meant, 'cause it almost sounds as if you don't expect me to change anywway.