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[usedshooshpap]

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[video]

[roemance]

Buzz off? Bee themed insults, gross.

[reading into things too much thanks to karkat 8|]

You're in no position to comment on wwhat I'm doin' or wwho I'm talkin' to, especially not on matters that don't evven concern you so wwhy don't you just fuck off.

[video]

[shadowdive]

Shut up, I don't do those weird themes. Shut up and shut your mouth. [Hissing and growling louder, there's some shocks going off behind him.] Fuck off yourself! You're the one no one wants to talk to!

[video]

[roemance]

[He isn't intimidated, it is just pissing him off even more.]

Funny 'cause Kar seemed to be talkin' to me just fine until you stuck your ugly human nose into our business.

[video]

[shadowdive]

[Nope, giving no shits, because he's clicking the end call on Karkat's gear.]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

[ scrambles to get that Gear back! ]

Stealing my shit is not okay!

[video]

[roemance]

[Just this face. He's not talking until he knows that douchebag is not beside him.]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

[ brb heading under the bed. ]

[video]

[roemance]

Wwhy do you evven hang around wwith that guy? He's wworse than Sol.

[He is at this particular moment anyway.]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

He's my friend.

[video]

[roemance]

Yeah wwell you should be hangin' around wwith better friends 'cause those twwo there are terrible as wwell as intrusivve.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Everyone has their faults, brinesucker. Who I elect to be my friend is none of your fucking business. It's none of his either.

[video]

[roemance]

Wwell maybe you should be tellin' HIM that since he obvviously doesn't get it.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

You're not exactly helping shit either.

[video]

[roemance]

Wwe wwere havvin' a perfectly civvilized convversation until he butt in, evven you'vve got to admit it wwasn't my fault.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

I didn't say it was your fault. All I said was that you didn't strive to make it any easier.

[video]

[roemance]

And if wwe wwere talkin' and some random chump grabbed my gear an' told you to fuck off and leavve them alone, are you sayin' you'd act differently?

[video]

[viiru2alert]

[AND SUDDENLY IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM is a Sollux, arms crossed but expression dead. He is judging you all deeply right now. Whoopsies, looks like someone neglected to turn off the speaker option!]

...

[...He can't pretend to be calm any longer. That's definitely not a human undertone to his voice.]

What the fuck did I just watch.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Like I know what the fuck is going on in this psycho ward!

[ yeap. still staying under the bed to talk to Eridan since Vanitas is being a little bitch. ]

[video]

[viiru2alert]

Get out from under the recuperacube, shithead.

And turn it off, you have no reason to be talking to him!

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[usedshooshpap]

[ sure enough, Karkat crawls out from under the bed, glaring. ]

Not you too. The fuck is up with you two about this anyway?

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[viiru2alert]

There is literally nothing of value to be gained by talking to Eridan. You should know this.

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[usedshooshpap]

There's hardly anything of value talking to your lispy mug, but I do it anyway out of the infinite grace that dwell within the bottom of my blood pusher.

[ crawls onto the bed now. ]

Just because you have a hate boner for him doesn't mean I have to have one too.

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[viiru2alert]

[MASSIVE LINEFACE.]

I do not have a hate-boner for him. He's an asshole, no more than that.

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[usedshooshpap]

So are you. So is Vanitas and so am fucking I. What's your point?

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[viiru2alert]

We are motherfucking hoofbeasts and rainbows compared to that guy.