usedshooshpap: (XVII)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm

025 ♋ Video

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

fullmoonfortune: (Ⅰ. let me know what makes you happy)

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[personal profile] fullmoonfortune 2012-07-30 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
W-Wait, I'll stop! I promise. [He chuckles, though.] Could I still have a Ralts egg?

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[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-07-30 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I already said you could. Like I'm such an asshole I'd take that back.
fullmoonfortune: (ⅩⅩ. so let's spin around again)

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[personal profile] fullmoonfortune 2012-07-30 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, a few of those puns were pretty rotten...
fullmoonfortune: (ⅩⅢ. in this field of flowers we're in)

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[personal profile] fullmoonfortune 2012-07-30 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[...That didn't work out either...]