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usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
025 ♋ Video
Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
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HOW ARE THE, UH, FANGS GOING FOR YOU?
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they're still here.
that's how they're going.
so are the horns, stripes, and basically everything else except for the powers.
the only things that have changed are the fact that i can sit still for more than a minute and i can sleep inside again.
what about you?
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OH
I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY.
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what's up?
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apology accepted. :)
hough just so we're clear, was that for last week or just your general dickishness?
(joking, by the way. don't answer that.)
did anybody have any leads to share or is everyone else just as clueless as the rest of us?
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I HAVE NO IDEA IF ANYONE ELSE CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION
BUT THE BLOWING UP OF THE CENTERS AND THIS DISEASE WE CONTRACTED ARE CONNECTED.
THAT IS WHAT I KNOW FOR ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CERTAIN.
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especially if blowing things up is involved.
they seem to really get a kick out of that.
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that's kind of how earth children's series villains work.
nobody ever manages to stop them, but at the same time they never really manage to be competant at anything.
though, i will admit, they seem to be improving in that area...
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YOU *DID* HAPPEN TO NOTICE SOMETHING MISSING IN THE CITY, RIGHT?
I WOULD CALL THAT MORE THAN JUST MERE IMPROVEMENT.
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they have DEFINITELY improved in that area then.
made complete leaps and bounds over tall buildings in the area of actually accomplishing shit.
better?
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BUT IT WILL SUFFICE FOR NOW.
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