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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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Some shithead blew up some of the Centers. A few days later, a fuck ton of people that aren't NPCs started to get sick and the later a few mutations popped up and even later still, some of us developed powers akin to the beasts that live here.

The morons that got explosion happy? They were using Pokébeast attacks.

[Her eyes widen for a moment, before they narrow in anger and disgust. She's learned to expect the impossible in this place - but nothing woud prepare her for this kind of destruction and mayhem]

How could they do something like this!? I mean, I heard that there were mad scientists and all sorts of weird things around here, but... even if this kind of thing was normal, why would anyone want to destroy the Centers!? Or get everyone sick like this?

Why the fuck are you asking me? I'm the sensible troll.

Because you-

[takes a deep breath] Look, you're the one who brought it up. You've got to know something about this, right?

All I know is my fucking theories.

Well, let's start with that. I mean, there's a lot we still don't know about this place, right? So until we figure out what's going on around here, theories are all we've got.

[She still sounds irritated, but she's calmed down, for the most part. If nothing else, she's willing to hear Karkat out.]

People brought here started this shit, you dumbass. I don't know their motives for doing anything and assuming I do, when you actually brought it up first, speaks volumes of well your thinkpan functions.

My only theory is that they're just shit heads that want to cause chaos and rule the world. Plain and simple to the point of cliches.

Excuse me? You're the one who brought up what happened to the centers, you're the one who said that you had theories, and you're the one who came on the network acting all high and mighty! If you're going to act like you know everything, then the least you can do is back it up.

HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING INSTEAD OF GETTING WORKED UP AD ALLOWING ALL THE BLOOD THAT SHOULD BE RUNNING TO YOUR EXTREMITIES GET ALL CLOGGED UP IN THAT MINISCULE BRAIN OF YOURS?

YOU ASKED ME WHAT STARTED THE WEIRD SHIT! I ANSWERED.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO ACT LIKE A COMPLETE BRAT OVER IT, YOU-

[aaand that's when she realizes that she's screaming into her gear. Stops, and takes a deep breath. One, two, three...okay, she's calm. Calm like the ocean-okay she's still pissed, but she's keeping a lid on it]

...okay, you did answer me. And I do appreciate that, really. But you did say you had a couple theories, so I got kinda curious. That's all - you didn't have to blow your lid over it.

I blow my lid over everything. Fucking deal with it and move on, for my rage is unparalleled and totally infamous.

It is a wild beast that cannot be tamed.

I'm terrified, really. I mean, what's scarier than a crabby guy with a bad haircut? I've got goosebumps just thinking about it.

Nothing is scarier than a crabby troll, thank you very fucking much.

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