usedshooshpap | 025 ♋ Video

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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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Says the punk with a mouth that'd make a sailor cringe.

Where'd you get the eggs? An ostrich? Assuming they have ostriches on your alien world.

...The Pokébeasts lay them, fuckwit. Is your head shoved so far up your nook that you missed that particular memo?

Now, see, on Earth we would've said the same thing, just without all the frothing belligerence. You might want to keep that in mind as you learn to assimilate yourself in this strange new world.

So are they destined to hatch, or do the people who take one just get to make really big omelets?

Good thing I'm not on Earth then, huh? I don't know how long you've been here, but I have already assimilated as much as I fucking intend to. Rip my horns and fangs from me, but I'll never fully surrender to the pink meat sack that now coats these bones of mine. More so, I have been here for almost half of a goddamn sweep.

Of course they hatch. Did your parental figure never teach you about the pails and the drones?

[About two days, actually. Not that he's going to point that out.]

Great, you know what, let's stick to the basics. Those things are going to hatch into the little dinosaurs and yappy birds I've seen around here?