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[usedshooshpap]

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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Re: [video]

[iownahoofbeast]

I have reached the city they call Cherrygrove.

[Not sounding terribly impressed, if this is what passes for a city in Johto.]

I have been forced to seek employment. It seemed prudent to stock up on supplies before journeying to the next such location, and if the wild Pokebeasts drop rewards besides experience for Azvadia and Paksao I am at a loss on how to collect it.

[Plus he's saving up for a Riolu from the breeding center, but he's not quite ready to admit to being short on funds just yet.]

[video]

[papshooshing]

Everyone tends to flock to Violet or Goldenrod. Personally, I would have preferred Ecruteak or Blackthorn.

[ shrugs. those places are a little bigger. ]

All of us have to work, you know. It's not that big of a fucking deal. Bringing along a water type would be for the best, since then you won't have to bring bottled water. One less retarded thing you have to buy. Fire types are good for keeping you and your shit warm.

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[iownahoofbeast]

It is a new experience.

[Fairly noncommittal tone, but it's pretty obvious he's still not really comfortable with the experience.]

The whole thing is highly undignified and bordering on lewdness...

[Aaaaaaand changing the subject now before he starts sweating more than usual.]

Ah. Yes. The hoofbeast is quite warm, though I do not foresee requiring such aid in the near future.
...Would a seadwelling Pokebeast really be necessary, you think.

[usedshooshpap]

Lewdness? How the fuck is this all lewd?

But yeah, you want to get as many different types as possible.

[iownahoofbeast]

One of my caliber catering to the whims of anyone who enters the premises, regardless of class, based solely on their intention to purchase merchandise... it is saved from utter depravity only by its utilitarian necessity.

[You really shouldn't ask questions you don't want answers to, Karkat.]

Hrm. I suppose it would be permissible, if the waterbeast was sufficiently STRONG. Do any of your eggs come from such a Pokebeast?

[usedshooshpap]

Blastoise is a shelled reptilian beast with canons hidden in its shell.