006 ♋ Audio

[usedshooshpap]

Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

How in the world is this my fault?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I'm picking up your bad habits, letting everything fly as fucking freely as the goddamn wind without a care in the world.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Hey, I resent that. I keep a close eye on my pokémon whenever I let them stay out of their balls for extended periods of time. Which, by the way, it's usually just two, not "everything." Hence why my team has never had indiscriminate bouts of hanky-panky leading to inevitable egg-a-paloozas.

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[usedrapidspin.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you've got a pretty good handle on things now.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I've been here a month. What do you expect?

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[usedrapidspin.livejournal.com]

Mm, has it been that long? It's easy to lose track of time here.

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[8etterl8.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! maybe you should have been a breeeeeeeeder. Between you and Eridweeb.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Vriska, I will fucking end you.

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[8etterl8.livejournal.com]

Well before you "end me" -- oooooooohhhh -- maybe you could give me one of your eggs first, huh?

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[usedtherapy.livejournal.com]

To be fair, Karkat, this can unfortunately happen whether they're properly supervised, left in their balls or not. There are Pokemon who have been known to break loose of their confines.

All you can really do is hope this doesn't happen.

As for your eggs, I'd be interested in taking one off your hands.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Lucy? Yes, I can see that happening. The others are a lack of just paying attention, I think

...But sure, yeah. I could hand one over to you.

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[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Well, well, it appears someone has had a change of heart. [ no she doesn't want an egg ): ]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Maybe I just want to get rid of the little shits.

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[explosivecombat]

[...oh, Karkat.]

Well, I suppose it's nice to see that your descriptions are as vivid as ever, even when you're not writing them down.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Did you believe that they wouldn't be?

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

I don't want to share ANYTHIN' with John, let alone blame for somethin' that's HARDLY my fault.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Your Wartortle. Your fucking responsibility.

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[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

[... Seriously.] Told ya it catches you off-guard.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Don't gloat.

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[titanite.livejournal.com]

[ Fang doesn't recognize the voice, which gives her a moment's pause before she replies. But what the hell, he's offering and she knows she needs more than one Pokemon. ]

Hate to ask a stranger, but that offer still good? [ Her grin is clear in her voice. ] Or is that line too long?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ well... ]

All of them are spoken for. But if you wait around a few goddamn days, another idiot will have more to give out. I doubt this will be the last time this happens to me as well, but sorry I guess?

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[abdications]

[ DID YOU SAY SQUIRTLE. ]

Wow! I didn't know that you were into Pokemon breeding, Krabsnack! You struck me as more of a trainer-type. Not that it's a bad thing!

Can I have a Squirtle, by any chance? I've wanted one for so long!

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Feferi, there is no fucking way I am a breeder, despite the fact that yeah, I maybe have more experience in the field than I care to admit. No, this happened on accident.

..So yeah, you can have one.

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[usedscratch.livejournal.com]

EGG'!!!!!!!!! Chi wants one!

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Can I trust you with it?