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[usedshooshpap]

Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Maybe I just want to get rid of the little shits.

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[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Oh? It appears I stand corrected. [ HAHA but Lust is cool with this. ]

I have to admit, I really admire your determination to stay the same and let nothing get to you. [ translation: jesus christ you really go the extra mile to get sand in your buckets. Also you're hilarious to annoy. ]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

That's the only way to be fucking efficient at gaming.

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[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Ah, so it's really all a game to you? Don't you think merely changing your opinions, or taking a possibility that you wouldn't consider previously could be just as efficient? [ Actually, she sort of agrees with him here. She's just being an asshole as always.

Sort of meaning that she has to revise herself sometimes to just bait humans, but in the long run she's always been the same Lust. ]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Egbert says this is just a shitty video game in his universe. It contains all of the elements of a game as well. Ergo, it's a fucking game and I don't take that shit lightly either considering what Sgrub did to Alternia.

Changing my opinions happens when there is sufficient means to change them. I have yet to be fucking approached with the correct method.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Sgrub? I am aware this has some similarities of the other game that isn't Sgrub but, if I may, what are these games in content? Are they similar? Not similar? Similar only because they're both a game?

Ah, are you referring to one specific thing with the bit about change, or are you talking about change in general? [ She... enjoys her interactions with Karkat. At the very least. ): Sorry for her sort of passive aggressive bullying. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Games always have a common goal. In Sgrub, we had to overthrow the Black Queen while subsequently creating a brand new fucking universe. Here, the point is to get all of the badges and raise all of these pokebeasts. However, like every game, there are nuances and trials to get to your goal. Shit blocks your path. There are puzzles to unlock. Stuff like that. This contains elements like that just like Sgrub, even if the mechanics are different.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Well, I assume there's a basis for similarity in all games. Though, yours sounds a bit unorthodox and terribly terribly bloody. [ way to give her ideas, karkat ): ]

Just how did you manage to create an entire universe? [ She wants to know this!!! FOR SCIENCE FATHER! ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Breeding frogs. A shit ton of frogs. Every universe, at least those connected by the Green Sun, are goddamn frogs. Kanaya and I spent forever tracking the little shits down and cross breeding them to get the correct DNA sequence.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Frogs create universes? That's quite an artistic license. [ Would that ever happen in reality?




Lust doesn't think so. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

It's a game. What do you expect?

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

How real are the consequences in the game? If you die there, do you die in real life?

[ seriously if you're acting like this over a game then tsk tsk fucking tsk Karkat she's sending you to therapy. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You died in the game, you died. End of story. I mean there are means of revival, but only two. And the first would negate the second.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

If I may ask, how does dying in a game correlate to reality? [ There has to be an explicable link ] That sounds a little dramatic and unnecessary over a game. Do you even have to play it?

[ inb4 yes and lust goes to college to get a troll studies degree. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

The game becomes reality, just like this. It sounds dramatic and unnecessary because it is. Quite frankly, I have no way of knowing if we had to play it or not. Who's to say that we wouldn't have been pelted by meteors anyway, even if I hadn't started to play?

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I see. What a terrible life one must lead if they're put into such circumstances.

Though you really had no way of knowing if playing was mandatory? Who made the game anyways? Surely, they must know. [ Except she's sort of expecting they don't know. Oh well. Just have a nice seat on that elongated couch, Karkles. This is going to be a long session with your therapist: Lust. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

The First Guardians might know who constructed the game. They're supposed to be omnipotent.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Operative word being supposed. Have you ever tried not playing and see what happens? It sounds like death is frequent or you're able to revive anyways.

[ kind of? she thinks? she hopes? something. ]