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Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

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How in the world is this my fault?

I'm picking up your bad habits, letting everything fly as fucking freely as the goddamn wind without a care in the world.

Sounds like you've got a pretty good handle on things now.

Ha ha! maybe you should have been a breeeeeeeeder. Between you and Eridweeb.

Hey, I resent that. I keep a close eye on my pokémon whenever I let them stay out of their balls for extended periods of time. Which, by the way, it's usually just two, not "everything." Hence why my team has never had indiscriminate bouts of hanky-panky leading to inevitable egg-a-paloozas.

I meant your general attitude, Egderp.

I've been here a month. What do you expect?

Vriska, I will fucking end you.

Stiiiiill not my fault.

I can still blame your influence all I fucking want, nookbreath.

[Sigh.]

I still don't see how I influenced you to do anything but whatever, not important. Bad luck aside, if you pay closer attention to them from now on this won't happen again. On the plus side, you should have no trouble finding homes for the eggs if you're giving them away.

[ John, if you were within reach at the moment, he'd shake you. ]

Holy shit, I thought Captor was the moody fuckass, not the remaining Hero of Breath. Who knew?

Well before you "end me" -- oooooooohhhh -- maybe you could give me one of your eggs first, huh?

I'm not trying to be. I just don't appreciate being blamed for things that I have nothing to do with. If you were joking that's one thing, but honestly I can hardly ever tell with you.

[Or maybe he never could from the start. He doesn't even know anymore. Suffice it to say, it's gotten harder to laugh the insults off as nothing.]

To be fair, Karkat, this can unfortunately happen whether they're properly supervised, left in their balls or not. There are Pokemon who have been known to break loose of their confines.

All you can really do is hope this doesn't happen.

As for your eggs, I'd be interested in taking one off your hands.

[ rolls his eyes and sighs. god, this is just piling up and it needs to get straightened the fuck out now. ]

Get your squishy ass over here. I'm not saying this on a public medium. Nope.

Lucy? Yes, I can see that happening. The others are a lack of just paying attention, I think

...But sure, yeah. I could hand one over to you.

Because insulting me first is definitely going to convince me to hand an egg over.

Alright. I'll be there in a minute.

[More like two or three, but who's counting? Knock knock!]

[ geh. pulls way from the Gear. stupid eggs. he casts a glare at Alex, who only gives a soft 'lithe' ]

Door's not locked.

Well be sure Lucy doesn't decide to go anywhere when you aren't watching. Moonlightings are unfortunately a thing that can happen as well.

Thank you. You said you had Sneasel eggs, right?

That will never not sound weird, you know. Going from using nocturnal terms to diurnal ones? It could be the cause of irritation later in life.

[ welp. ]

Four of them. I noticed Lucy's snatched a Pidgey egg or two, so I kind of separated the little beasts for the time being. If you really want one of those, then yeah. Pick it up whenever.

[Oh. Well then he'll just let himself in, closing the door behind him aaaaand...standing there awkwardly. Now what?]

Sooooo...

[ makes some vague hand gesture to the room in general. ]

Sit the fuck down and shut up. I'm making it perfectly goddamn clear about what's expected here and I don't want to be interrupted because you're feeling awkward and somewhat apathetic as a means to deal with the potential loss of friends while being stuck here.

My apologies. I will keep that in mind. Secret meetings then. And I wouldn't ask if I wasn't interested. Would tomorrow be alright?

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