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[usedshooshpap]

Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

Comments

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I see. What a terrible life one must lead if they're put into such circumstances.

Though you really had no way of knowing if playing was mandatory? Who made the game anyways? Surely, they must know. [ Except she's sort of expecting they don't know. Oh well. Just have a nice seat on that elongated couch, Karkles. This is going to be a long session with your therapist: Lust. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

The First Guardians might know who constructed the game. They're supposed to be omnipotent.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Operative word being supposed. Have you ever tried not playing and see what happens? It sounds like death is frequent or you're able to revive anyways.

[ kind of? she thinks? she hopes? something. ]