006 ♋ Audio

[usedshooshpap]

Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

Comments

[audio]

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, I wasn't exactly meanin' somethin' like that, so maybe you're the one with the gutter inhabitin' sponge here.

Re: [audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I have a hard time believing that.

[audio]

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Beliewe what you want.

[audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Jerk.

[audio]

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

You lowe me.

[audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Do I?

[audio]

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

[Oh yeah that's definitely Eridan going silent.]

[audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ brb chuckling. ]

[audio]

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

[...Oh fuck you, Karkat. Eridan oughtta find you and make you pay for causing his vascular organ to sink into his digestive sack like that!]

Oh, yeah laugh it up asshole!

[audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You love me.

[audio]

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

.... Point?

[He sounds so affronted rn.]

[audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I was joking.

[audio]

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

I--I knew that. Don't act like I didn't. Also, doesn't mean you're any less of a asshole.

[He's just going to huff, 'cos yeah he feels silly for not catching that joke, since yeah sarcasm and the like what does that shit even mean?? But also cuz, well, not like he's had the best of luck with romance and considering he's trying to not mess this up, maybe he's a little bit ~*~sensitive~*~ when it comes to jokes like that.]

Re: [audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Oh, believe me. I know I am one.

[audio]

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

It's okay, just another reason to pity you so much.

[Yeah, he sounds teasing now, with that initial worry out of the way, he's back to being a dick himself. Best matesprit, it's him.]

[audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

...

What an idiot.

[ embarrassed, not angry. ]

[audio] Look at me mixing up tags aahaha reasons I should not do tags while sleepy

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Who exactly's a idiot?

[The play in his voice obviously shows he's aware of what Karkat means, just you know, further teasing.]

[audio] uh duh!

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I'm talking to him.

[audio] shuuuuushhhhhhhhhhhh

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

I may be a fool, but I'm no idiot.

[You can hear the smirk in his voice.]

[audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Eridan, just wait until you get your sorry carcass back here...

[audio]

[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Oh? An' what's waitin' for me when I get back, HMMM??

[audio]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to wait and see, idiot.