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[usedshooshpap]

Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

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[explosivecombat]

Fair enough.

Now, as for this, ah, situation you seem to have found yourself in - I don't suppose you're still looking for others to take those creatures off your hands?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am. Want one?

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[explosivecombat]

You mentioned something that sounded like a Water-type in there somewhere; am I mistaken?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Squirtle?

Afraid your little explosions might get out of hand? [ heh. ]

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[explosivecombat]

[Oh, that's amused him; it's clear from his tone.]

Please. I've never had one get out of hand on me yet - you could say they're a specialty of mine. No, no, the issue is more along the lines of an...acquaintance of mine having an affinity for fire.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ Kimblee. that's just downright evil. ]

It was a joke.

Where are you at again?

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[explosivecombat]

Don't worry; I'm well aware.

[Oh, come now. There's nothing evil about it; this entire world is elemental rock-paper-scissors! Of course, the fact that he would have done this anyway specifically so he would have the advantage over his current traveling partner (the acquaintance is more or less both an afterthought and a convenient excuse)...

Well, maybe that's a little mean.]

I'm currently in the general vicinity of Goldenrod City; yourself?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

We jumped to Saffron. Goddamn Rockets and hijacking the train made it a longer trip than what was needed.

PC is the way it will have to go, though I'm sure Josie can make the flight. If you don't have a thing against bats.

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[explosivecombat]

[...let's just disregard the fact that Kimblee was one of those goddamn Rockets hijacking the train, shall we?]

One of the individuals I find myself spending time with has ensured I'm rather used to bats by this point, so that's not much of a concern. Do as you will, then; I look forward to it either way.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ could say he had been in a different car. ;D ]

Check your PC in about an hour. It'll be there.