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Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

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In what universe is it not an insult to say that you're picking up my supposed bad habits and imply that I am irresponsible and that I don't give a fuck about anything? Enlighten me, how was I supposed to take that? Because if I just misunderstood, then I apologize but it sure as hell didn't sound like a good thing to me.

Your fucking around in the game actually helped, genius. Sure, you fell ass backwards into god tier, but being the only one was exactly what is needed back from the time I hail from. If you hadn't been running around and shit, you wouldn't have the grist you needed to share with the others. Shit, I didn't say you were irresponsible. You're carefree, Egbert. And what I said was that it was rubbing off on me. Dammit, I've never been around you in person before this.

[ bites lip a touch. ]

It's a bad habit for a troll to have, John. Especially for... Well for me, okay? I, out of every single one of the shit headed trolls we know, can't afford the luxury of having a good godamn time and lose myself to it.

Oh... [Well now he just feels like an ass. And really, he was being one, wtg John.] Sorry. But you know, you said it yourself, things are different now. You can have fun if you want.

[ kind of... just blinks. ]

My idea of fun was curling up with my Lusus on a rainy night and watching a movie.

Well don't say it like that makes you crazy. Dad and I did that sometimes when I was younger and he wasn't at work. That sort of thing is a lot of fun.

For a troll? Yeah, that kind of is John. Don't you realize that most are out FLARPing or some thing as equally asinine?

Uh...nope. I know Vriska mentioned that she did some roleplaying stuff but I didn't think that something that all trolls did or anything. Assuming that...FLARPing is anything like LARPing...

The F should stand for "fatal," John.

...oh.

[Welp.]

Yeah, "oh."

But why does that matter now?

Now I'm going to call you fucking grubtarded because you cannot grasp the straws that would lead you to what I am trying to say.

I can't change over night and I hardly know how to have this fun that you humans seem to have. Shit, I've spent the entirety of my life pretty much holed up in my goddamn hive. Doing shit meant practically holding up a neon sign with blinking lights saying "CULL ME."

Alright. Point taken. Well part of it anyway, because I'm still not sure what it is about you that means you can't have fun. So maybe I really am a grubtard or whatever. But I think my point still stands: why does that matter now? Nobody's going to cull you and if you just asked people would be more than happy to show you how to have fun.

Six sweeps of deep conditioning is what.

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