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Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Now I'm going to call you fucking grubtarded because you cannot grasp the straws that would lead you to what I am trying to say.

I can't change over night and I hardly know how to have this fun that you humans seem to have. Shit, I've spent the entirety of my life pretty much holed up in my goddamn hive. Doing shit meant practically holding up a neon sign with blinking lights saying "CULL ME."

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Alright. Point taken. Well part of it anyway, because I'm still not sure what it is about you that means you can't have fun. So maybe I really am a grubtard or whatever. But I think my point still stands: why does that matter now? Nobody's going to cull you and if you just asked people would be more than happy to show you how to have fun.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Six sweeps of deep conditioning is what.