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Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

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[voice]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Of course. What the hell am I going to do with all of them? There's no way I can take the time to hatch them myself.

[voice]

[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

Never could've guessed. [He shrugs, though it's not visible.] Want me to take one off your hands?

[voice]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Please. Please do.

[voice]

[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

[Wow, he must really want them off his hands.] Could grab the Squirtle then. Been looking for one anyway, so we both get what we want there.

[voice]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Great. Perfect.

Where are you at?

[voice]

[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

Same as last time. Goldenrod.

If you're here, I could just pick it up.

[voice]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I made it to Goldenrod, but then my dipshit friends decided to leave on the train. I'll just send it to the PC.

[voice]

[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

You in Saffron now then?

And PC works. Easier for me too.

[voice]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Yeah. My stupid friends decided to and after the hassle of getting to meet up with them? Like hell I was going to let them out of my sight.

[voice]

[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

Oi, you weren't part of the train incident, were you?

[voice]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I was present. Why?

[voice]

[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

Didn't get hurt there, did ya? It was a pretty messy ordeal.

[voice]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Nah, I was just fine. Irritated more than anything, though.

[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

Heh.Totally lame, huh? Pretty much thought the same thing. [Even if he did get involved in fights.]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I honestly just didn't see the point.

[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

You think bad guys make sense all the time? Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they did it for fun.

[Big lie, because he doubts anyone has that much time to organize something that dangerous for fun.]