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I FUCKING KNEW THAT THE UNIVERSE CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THESE GODDAMN STRIDERS!

I TOLD YOU SO, DIRK STRIDER!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

(( ooc: Christmas gift list is now complete! ))

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Like I said, they're a pest species.

One was enough. That one is actually relatively fine.

But oh no. One Strider was not e-fucking-nough for this world. They didn't bring in one more, but two more.

THAT WAS JUST BEGGING FOR SHIT TO GO DOWN.

Can't we get rid a' the others? Disown 'em? If you want to keep one, Dawe's at least the least irritatin' out of the bunch.

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Wow fuck you, it's not like a sudden invasion of sick nasty is what is ending the damn world. Here's a crazy concept. These things were already here.

Edited 2012-12-21 02:29 (UTC)

You don't think so? We got two additional Striders and one additional Lalonde.

That alone was ominous enough!

Yeah because having the whole family totally tipped the scales. Bro one and two, plus me. Shit, all we need is ancestor me to ride in on war, which is obviously a red on red horse bellowing flames like he's got some bad gas.

Totally why this is all happening. I think getting them was christmas come early. This other shit is a sick joke that's happened so often I can't even be surprised.

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Calm your tits, dude. There is this thing called a coincidence.

Or is it?

Considering I am completely lacking in ability to summon enormous pokemon to destroy the world, yes. Striders are not actually bad luck charms.

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you know he wants

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[Jake is trying and failing at keeping his laughter at bay.]

That's one hell of a way to say it can't handle all these Striders!

I WASN'T ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS AT THE TIME, OKAY?

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I was thinking there would be more pizzazz and less cold, considering they do so hate temperatures below 60.

OKAY, SO I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY LET A LITTLE CHUCKLE PASS THESE LIPS.

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Ahahaha! I would almost agree with you if it weren't for the fact that blizzards aren't exactly uncommon here.

The timing is uncanny though.

Earthquakes, John.

Motherfucking earthquakes.

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I'm pretty sure that's not why this is happening, Karkat!

I didn't say it was their fault directly!

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[Have a very dry, bitter laugh.]

Believe me, kid, if I was gonna be responsible for the end of the world, I'd go with the stereotypical fire and brimstone route.

It already ended that way once though, didn't it?

Why recycle old ideas, huh?

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[[Karkat, while everyone else is busy insisting it's just the Pokemon, don't be silly, Rose is going to follow in her mother's footsteps.

She's just going to laugh a little.]]

Too bad they didn't wait until after Christmas. They're missing out on the perfectly ironic gifts I got for them.

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This is why you are my best friend.

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[Does it matter that she's probably in the other room? Why no!]

I Think Perhaps You Are Giving The Striders Too Much Credit Karkat

OR MAYBE YOU'RE NOT GIVING THEM ENOUGH CREDIT.

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Someone caused all these snow and earthquakes?

[NAME IS A MENTAL NOTE because shit, "snow" is a pain in the ass and fuck these tremors.]

Edited (wow typo) 2012-12-22 00:30 (UTC)

NO?
DON'T YOU WATCH THE FUCKING NEWS?

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