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[usedshooshpap]

I FUCKING KNEW THAT THE UNIVERSE CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THESE GODDAMN STRIDERS!

I TOLD YOU SO, DIRK STRIDER!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

(( ooc: Christmas gift list is now complete! ))

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[Text]

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IT'S NOW OFFICIAL.
AT LEAST TWO OF THE THREE LALONDES I HAVE MET ARE GOOD COMPANY.
YOU HAVE THE VANTAS SEAL OF APPROVAL.

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[matini]

Oh good!
I would have been most devastated if I didn't!
I suppose we should get introductions out of the way.
My preferences would be either Mom or Ms. Lalonde, but I'm not terribly picky.

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"MOM" IS JUST TOO FUCKING WEIRD.
IT EVEN JUST SLIDES OFF MY TONGUE AWKWARDLY, SO YEAH NO THANKS.
I'M KARKAT.
WHICH IT'S ENTIRELY OKAY TO JUST CALL ME BY THAT.

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[matini]

Whatever makes you happy, Karkat.
It's nice to meet you.
I think Kanaya has mentioned you, unless there are two people named Karkat running around.

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NO, THERE'S ONLY ME.
KANAYA HAPPENS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.