036 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

I FUCKING KNEW THAT THE UNIVERSE CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THESE GODDAMN STRIDERS!

I TOLD YOU SO, DIRK STRIDER!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

(( ooc: Christmas gift list is now complete! ))

Comments

[Voice]

[moveslikestrider]

No he needs one of those child leashes, with the clicky extender so you can reel him in if he wanders too far.

[Voice]

[usedshooshpap]

They have those things?

[Voice]

[moveslikestrider]

Yeah. Parents use them all the time for the hyper kids. I wasn't one of those fyi.

[Voice]

[papshooshing]

[ Dave... he knows your childhood already. 8V ]

Do they actually work?

[Voice]

[moveslikestrider]

[Let him pretend you don't. Because it was just full of swords, strife, puppet ass, and obedience to some degree.]

Yep. Seen it in action before. We could be stylish and get him a gold or rainbow one. You'd know where he was at all times.

[Voice]

[hoperaider]

[Totally butting in here.]

Excuse you, I do not need a leash and I can navigate ruins just fine!

[Voice]

[usedshooshpap]

I think I have to disagree there, English.

[Voice]

[moveslikestrider]

Dittoing on the disagreeing man. Don't worry, it will be a sytlish leash at least.