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I FUCKING KNEW THAT THE UNIVERSE CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THESE GODDAMN STRIDERS!

I TOLD YOU SO, DIRK STRIDER!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

(( ooc: Christmas gift list is now complete! ))

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Earthquakes, John.

Motherfucking earthquakes.

Oh. Right. Okay, well those are a little less normal. But still, there are all kinds of pokemon that can use that move.

I wonder if this is somebody's idea of an end of the world joke or something.

John... Why would it be a fucking joke. Watch the news. I know it's the result of beasts acting awry.

That doesn't mean that the Striders' appearances could not be some sort of sign.

You know, because of the whole 12/21 th-- oh wait. No you wouldn't. Okay so on Earth there was this silly theory that the world would end on December 21st, 2012 because some ancient old dudes didn't finish their magic future star calendar.

I have no idea what year it is here but the date itself is almost the same so that would be the joke someone might be trying to make. But if the news said otherwise then I guess that isn't the case.

[WATCHING THE NEWS INVOLVES TURNING THE TV ON IN A RIDICULASTORM, ARE YOU CRAZY!?]

Edited 2012-12-21 04:03 (UTC)

Does it say how it's supposed to fucking end?

Nope!

Does anyone know the goddamned year?

I don't know. To be honest, it's always seemed a little weird to me that that never actually shows up anywhere. But it's Johto, and let's face it: it's better just not to ask.

Maybe they don't have a way to track the date.

Maybe though I have a hard time believing that. Especially since they have months and days. It just seems a little weird to have everything that makes up a year, but never actually mention the year anywhere. I mean, they even celebrate new year's.