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I FUCKING KNEW THAT THE UNIVERSE CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THESE GODDAMN STRIDERS!

I TOLD YOU SO, DIRK STRIDER!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

(( ooc: Christmas gift list is now complete! ))

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If this is there way of being ironic, then I tip my hat to them.
Really, they've outdone themselves.

Oh, well. At least this isn't exactly the first blizzard I've been in.
Granted, most of the New York blizzards never heralded the end of the world.

I JUST IMPLIED THAT ADDING MORE TO WHAT WAS ALREADY PRESENT COULDN'T BE ANYTHING GOOD.
EVEN THOUGH BLIZZARDS ARE COMMON ENOUGH, THE REST OF THE STUFF GOING DOWN ISN'T.
YES, I GET IT.
THE BEASTS ARE BEHIND IT.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE ARRIVAL OF TWO STRIDERS COULD NOT POTENTIALLY BE A FORESHADOWING OF EVENTS.

Oh, most certainly.
I'm quite content to lovingly blaming them for this.
They'll certainly never live this down if we miraculously survive the end of the world.

IT'S NOW OFFICIAL.
AT LEAST TWO OF THE THREE LALONDES I HAVE MET ARE GOOD COMPANY.
YOU HAVE THE VANTAS SEAL OF APPROVAL.

Oh good!
I would have been most devastated if I didn't!
I suppose we should get introductions out of the way.
My preferences would be either Mom or Ms. Lalonde, but I'm not terribly picky.

"MOM" IS JUST TOO FUCKING WEIRD.
IT EVEN JUST SLIDES OFF MY TONGUE AWKWARDLY, SO YEAH NO THANKS.
I'M KARKAT.
WHICH IT'S ENTIRELY OKAY TO JUST CALL ME BY THAT.