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I FUCKING KNEW THAT THE UNIVERSE CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THESE GODDAMN STRIDERS!

I TOLD YOU SO, DIRK STRIDER!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

(( ooc: Christmas gift list is now complete! ))

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I am somehow not convinced of this at the present moment concerning the bad luck matter.

You'll just have to carry one of us around in your pocket and watch as nothing goes more terribly wrong for you than usual, then.

I was in very fucking close proximity to one for a year. No good luck came from that.

Don't hold it against the shit head now, but point still stands.

So you're trying to tell me that everything went to shit as soon as he was around?

Well... I did get hit in the fucking face with a pail.

I did get trapped in that shitty cape because he didn't have the decency to leave me the fuck alone. Oh no. He just had to capture my hands in order to draw his stupid human bonebulge all over the pages of Rose's tome...

You tell me.

Okay, one the pail was fucking funny but not my fault.

Two, you got trapped in my cape after chasing me down to discuss something I didn't want to talk about. To escape mutual embarassment here I'll just say you wanted to make a shitty grid about something and I got tired of it. So dicks it was.

Then you were like I don't feel the hate fires for you that way when I was just not tolerating your shit. You got trapped in that cape all on your own. The booyeah suplex however, that was all my fault.

Oh no no no! The argument here is if Striders are good luck or bad luck. It has nothing to do with actual fucking fault.

Also fucking notice how I did say I don't actually hold anything against you for it! I was stupid. But I am always doing shit before thinking.

Again, implying that you do not bring good luck. Not to me. Not in the Veil.

You were leaving out half of the story there. By the way, did we ever figure out why Rose wanted that book of porn?

Hey. For the record I did tell you to let me fucking go and you did not.

...I assume she just read it. Rose actually likes decent novels? Or maybe just trashy ones. I don't remember that one being particularly being nose to the page worthy.