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I FUCKING KNEW THAT THE UNIVERSE CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THESE GODDAMN STRIDERS!

I TOLD YOU SO, DIRK STRIDER!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

(( ooc: Christmas gift list is now complete! ))

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The perks of being an old man do indeed include that. As well as the right to wear your pants as high as you damn well please.

However, you have to deal with people calling you "pops", being put into a home where people can take care of you, and allllll of my Pokemon calling you Grandpa Karkat.

See... That just puts mental images in my mind that make me into Jade's grandpa.

We're not going there so I guess I must decline such an "honor."

I think you would look grand with a mustache. I don't know if you would look as good as he does, but I'm sure you could definitely pull one off.

If that's the case, we're going by age.

Watch, though. I'll be one of those humans without the ability to grow any sort of facial hair. Something else I think I can do without, honestly.

How are you counting age here anyway?

At least that means you don't have to worry about shaving?

Well, I arrived when I was thirteen, and have been here for two years. That means I'm fifteen now.

Thirteen to start with, obviously.

Spent half a year here, went back for a year, then spent another half a year here.

If we don't include the time we've gone back home, you would be fourteen. If we do, you would be fifteen, but I would be sixteen because I also went back for a year.

So, either way, you're younger. My little brother.

This is total shit.

Oh come now, is it that bad being my little brother? It means I get to dote on you! Or would you prefer to dote on me? Because I certainly wouldn't mind another older brother doting on me.