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[usedshooshpap]

Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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[shadowdive]

Just testing it. Let go of my ear. [Making a bit of a face DON'T YANK MY EAR BRO]

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[usedshooshpap]

Don't test it, twatwaffle, and I won't have to grab this chunk of cartilage that's disguising itself as an ear.

[ he does let go, though. Karkat sits in front of Vani, looking over the sling/cast. grumble grumble. ]

This is going to be a little uncomfortable.

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[shadowdive]

[Rubbing his ear once it's freed, he frowns at the sling.] Well duh. Inhibiting movement wherever it goes. It'll be on and off when I change my shirt, unless you don't care if I smell awful.

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[usedshooshpap]

Oh I care. Your stench will not be tolerate just because you are in the midst of healing.

[ he holds up the contraption now. ]

You want to put it on or what?

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[shadowdive]

Then have fun helping me bathe because of this.

Might as well since I'm banned from moving my arm. [Reaching and somewhat pointing to show how to put the stupid thing on, Vanitas eventually gets his arm into the sling.]

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[usedshooshpap]

I'll dump a container of cold water on you and call it a day.

[ but Karkat isn't taking his eyes off, broski. ]

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[shadowdive]

That won't make me stink less.

[.... Shifts that arm, ignoring the stinging pain shooting up into his neck.]

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[usedshooshpap]

BLEACH water, then.

[ rolls eyes.

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[shadowdive]

Oh, thanks for burning my skin off then. [Your fault, you suggested it, deal with bathing me.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Not if it's severely diluted.

[ snorts. ]

Pain killers kicking in yet?

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[shadowdive]

That's not going to get me clean, idiot. [He still winds up cracking a half smile, but nods.] A bit. Everything still aches though.

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[usedshooshpap]

It'll get you sanitized at least.

[ he rubs the back of his neck. ]

The aches can't be helped, you know.

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[shadowdive]

Yeah I know. [Standing without his head swirling finally, he gives a sigh at the sling.] .. So what did you have to say to get this anyway? They don't just hand this stuff out.

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[usedshooshpap]

While trying to pull up your medical records... I might have had my Ditto slink in...

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[shadowdive]

Medical records? Pfft. What did they say? [Though lol sending the ditto in? Niiiice.]

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[usedshooshpap]

They wouldn't let me see since I'm not kin.

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[shadowdive]

Hilarious, since that would mean no one would see it but Ventus, and he's not going to ask to see it. I'm surprised there's a record at all.

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[usedshooshpap]

Why?

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[shadowdive]

Why keep a record on someone who never goes back?

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[usedshooshpap]

That's how bureaucracy works.

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[shadowdive]

It's still stupid.

[Shifting his arm enough to wince, Vanitas grunts and reaches to manually shift the sling with his other hand. And ignore his stomach growling for a refill on food.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Get some ice on that and I'll get you a sandwich or something.

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[shadowdive]

[Vani starts to say he isn't hungry, but his gut growls louder. It keeps him from complaining, at least, because he nods instead and lets out the Vanillish to start icing his shoulder and neck.]

.. Alright. Thanks.

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[usedshooshpap]

I'm starting to wonder what all of your dunderheads would do without me.

[ la la la skipping off to kitchen. ]

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[shadowdive]

Deal with having a shoulder that was healed wrong. Not know any troll lingo.

[Pushing the puke filled trash can over to the other side of the room again, Vanitas winds up plopping back on his bed and leaning back against the wall while waiting for Karkat to come back, as well as waiting for the Pokemon to finish icing his arm.]