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[usedshooshpap]

Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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[shadowdive]

[Zipping his hand to the other armpit now that it's free hurr]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ squuueeeeeeal. ]

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[shadowdive]

[Most hilarious sound ever. Laughing a bit, he keeps it up until Karkat has no breath left in him, and only then will he stop and stand back up, reaching for his pillow.]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ Karkat's just going to lay there, breathless and limp. take your damn pillow. he doesn't want it anyway. ]

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[shadowdive]

Hey, again. You asked for it. [Taking his pillow and lightly swatting his friend with it, Vanitas moves back to his bed.]

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[usedshooshpap]

No I sure as fuck didn't.

[ looks over and glares at Vanitas. ]

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[shadowdive]

[He'll just give a cheeky grin at that glare.]

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[usedshooshpap]

I'll get you back.

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[shadowdive]

By doing what? You already broke my shoulder, I'm an invalid now. It won't be as fun to get back at me until I'm healed up. Right?

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[usedshooshpap]

There are other methods.

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[shadowdive]

Like what.

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[usedshooshpap]

You'll find out eventually, fuckstick.

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[shadowdive]

[Roooolls his eyes, but he's sitting back in his bed and propping his shoulder on the reclaimed pillow.] That another word from your world?

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[usedshooshpap]

Maybe.

Maybe not.

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[shadowdive]

Going to share that lesson?

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[usedshooshpap]

What's there to know? It's fuck combined with stick.

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[shadowdive]

Then what kind of an insult is it?

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[usedshooshpap]

Insults don't always have to make fucking sense. Like fucknugget. Twatwaffle.

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[shadowdive]

[Snoooort.]

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[usedshooshpap]

See what I mean?

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[shadowdive]

Not as good as the ones that have a meaning behind them.

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[usedshooshpap]

Whatever, man. Just sleep before I take some sleeping medication and lodge it down your protein chute.

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[shadowdive]

I'm not tired, and I'm not taking any medication that puts me to sleep. [You really would have to force feed, and he'd bite.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Just do what I fucking say, would you? Look, even I'm taking a nap.

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[shadowdive]

Then you take your nap. I'm not tired.