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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2012-05-30 08:41 pm

019 ♋ Voice

Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]
shadowdive: (nyahhhh)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-01 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't, not after throwing such a fit about me letting it heal wrong.
shadowdive: (trollsmile)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-01 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, right, by shortsheeting my bed, huh? [Reaching past Karkat to pick up the empty plate, he's moving back towards the door. Gotta put the dish in the sink or they'll get ants get stray Pokes in here.]
shadowdive: (smug)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-01 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Arranging a sheet to look like it's normal, but it's half tucked under the pillow end of the bed so when someone climbs in, their legs stick out.
shadowdive: (I'll give you a hint)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-01 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's easier to just show.

[Setting the plate down, he moves towards a bed and starts pulling the blankets back.] I'd need two hands, so come here and I'll tell you what to do.
shadowdive: (heeyyyy sunshine-)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-01 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, it looks hilarious when someone tries to use the bed after.

[This is how you do it.]
shadowdive: (triumphant)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-01 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it look any different from a normal bed? No. Not until they climb in do they get that something's wrong.
shadowdive: (so about that x-blade...)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-01 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[When the bed is finished being remade, he puts the pillows back and just gestures. How do you not see that.]
shadowdive: (whatevs man)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-02 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Guess I won't need to worry about you trying to do this, since you don't see the point.
shadowdive: (school uniform???)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Rolls his eyes a bit, but shrugs.]

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[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-06-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Anyway, get some goddamn rest. You'll be needing it.
shadowdive: (whatevs man)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-02 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
What am I needing it for? [Frowning, but he's moving to sit on top of the shortsheeted bed, not really bothering to fuss with the covers.]
shadowdive: (watchful)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-05 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'll heal whether I'm asleep or awake.

[The explanation gets a quiet expression on his face, before Vanitas turns his mouth down to a slight frown.] I don't see you as a weakling, Karkat, and even with it being a defect, you aren't a defect.
shadowdive: (quiet)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-05 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Frowning further while watching him, Vani can tell his thoughts are still very much focused on things he isn't telling him. Shifting his bad shoulder then, purposely, he turns his nose up a bit.]

I don't sit still well.

[It's time to change the topic. Stop thinking so much, Karkat.]

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